[WARNING] MAY CAUSE BRAIN HEMHORRAGE

[Gabby Brocklehurst]

you ar a nerd...but we should respect you! because we don't want to to rebel and take preps as hostages! wait.....that may be a good thing

He hey! Look at that, I'm slowly dying, she needs therapy...

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

I've never would have imagined people like that. If she's goth why the hell si she so derogatory. Thats nto how a goth acts like first of all:

1. They don't even call themselves goths there anti labelists
2. They don't tell people to piss of cause there goth... in fact some are really nice despite their satanism
3. They don't really care about what people say/write to them
4. Last I checked they were baggy black clothes tahts shapeless, and not all tight..
5. Goths don't flaunt their gothiness(not a word I know) there just their...

Yeah I read chapter 39 it was hilarious... now I wanna do something like that *smirk*

[Pandora D'Winter]

I laughed so much I cried

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

it tends to do that... the reviews are even better, I tried to read all, but there were so many I gave up on that... have to admit, some are very.. colorful

for example:

now for constructive critisism would liek to say tehr eis no A: Plot, B: character development, C: Story, D: Proper Grammer, or spelling, and E: it's an eyesore
usually I would tell a person how they can improve... for you I don't think you can, maybe you shoudl start off by learning english and about japanese...

Ok hun, I'm currently in Japan, and if you knew how to speak the language then you would know that Hajimemanutse is for when you first meet someone and you don't just burst out saying Kawaii (which means cute if you didn't get it) whenever you want to...
I am appalled by your story that my brains is leaking through my ears...

^^ roughly translated

Caus eliek i'm goff you don't know nuts about what your goffing talkign about... Get a life loser seriously...

Gomi-san, Baka yaro, Baka mitai, kitanai, Nan dayo omae-wa??

Etchi wa sotchi and if I ever meet you Bushiaru

^^
if you can speak japanese you would understand but you dont so haha...oh yeah your story is bull...

by the way if you were to look at my profile you would see they type of music I listen to, and I don't run around saying I'M GOFF, because we all know that deep down inside your not, your a person wishing that you had a depressing life when you don't its called wanting attention... you know Asylums are for crazy people maybe that would work for you... now want to return a message go ahead.. I wanna see what you want to say

the writers name is Nanashi Tsumura (who is a pretty good writer)
anyways she basically said

Trash, you're stupid, you look stupid (probably in reference to the characters taste in clothes), you're a dirt bag, who the f*** do you think you are?? You're dirty minded and if I ever meet you again I will kill you...

wow must have really pissed the poor girl off sad!!

[Chase Firebrand]

My banner ad asks, "How Goth Are You?"

Take this goth quiz if you dare! Find out if you truly embrace the darkness, if you are one with the night creatures, or...if you're a poseur and really belong at the mall with the other brainwashed minions of consumerism. How goth are you?
www.1001funquizzes.com/goth-quiz?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CMjF0vCO95ICFQ4JPQodZHEvzQ

Dammit! Why can't I use a fake name and address, huh?! Fine. *momentarily conforms*
*passes on special deals* I think I disqualify for Goth just because I stuck through all the commercial crap...
*gives up after all* It's not worth it. I bet Tara Raven'ass Darkwing or whatever her name is would sign up for all that crap to be told she's goth. More power to her.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

I went through the first page of that test and put in some fake name/email... all that happened was this stupid offer for winning baby products.. I gave up on it too.. not worth my time, besides I really don't care for these quizzes...

[Dahlia Alexander]

I couldn't read the story, so I tried some of the re-written versions. They're just as nauseating, in a different way. They all come off as worshipful, and they all put this Ebony as the sweet victim twist on things. It's vomitrocious.

[Savannah Brooks]

it's really hard to read english when it's not in english especially if it's not your first language...

and i really do wish she was into suicide. then perhaps i wouldn't have to ever had read that....

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

Now I feel bad, for making you guys read it... no wait.. I don't... you all have to suffer with me now... oh lord I read the whole thing... please shoot me

[Headmistress Hells]

The google banner on this page is VampireFreaks.com How amusing.

Do you know what she reminds me off? A 7 year old that has been hearing big words, doesn't have a clue what they mean but tries to use them in their sentences.

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket

I think she means seductively, or maybe she was quite selective about what she took out of her pocket. Who knows.

I just skipped to the last page. Was easier on my eyes and brain cells.

I didn’t really have sexx him but he’s a ropeist!!

I think she's trying to tell us that Snip/Snap/Snape is a rapist, but ropeist sounds far more amusing at the moment.

The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!” Snape ejaculated menacingly

I've never seen a man ejaculate menacingly, didn't realise it could be done in all honestly, but this Tara girl obviously has and knows what she is talking about.. See my comment again about 7 year olds and big words...

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

Seriously, I'm almost wetting myself with laughter. Really not doing my hangover any good. How can anyone be sexy when they cry? Usually, peeps faces go blotchy, your nose dribbles, you make silly snivelling noises! I don't think I've ever looked sexy when I cry. And I love the fact she wants to go do it with Draco, but she has something more impotent to do.. Some 92 year old man maybe?

And then it ends. Without telling us if Voldermort, no sorry.. Voldrimort/Volxemort/Voldimort takes out his piece and shoots her in the head. Which would be a good ending I feel for Ebony/Enoby.

Seeing that it's been over a year, I can safely assume that it's over. However I do have the feel to google her and see what I can find about her now.

[Headmistress Hells]

OMG. You can actually BUY her little story.. For the bargain price of £4.12..

Well basically a gothic gurl falls in love with Draco but then it turns out that he is in love with Vampire, and the girl is in love with Vampire too. What will happen? 16 chapters of angst, angst, angst! My Immortal is a published adaption of a story by Tara Gilesbie. Anyone who's read it online can tell you it's both the worst and funniest work of literature ever made.

Nice to see someone making money on the back of this girl. Although wouldn't like to see the law suit.

community.livejournal.com/tara_fanclub = the people that made the book. Apparantly they stuck a censor in, spellchecked it and sorted it out. THe whole "charm" of that book is the awful spellings and stuff. Why on earth make it any worse by making it readable?

OH! And there is another.. Yes! Tara and her mate Raven co-wrote a fic..

Click here for Ghost of you

Goes to read.. It's one page, but better then Tara's.

Oh and here's something else I found.

You Know You’re a Tara Gilesbie fan when…

You have read ‘My Immortal’ many times.
My Immortal is on your fanfiction.net favorites list.
You have submitted reviews for My Immortal.
You know what the USS Sue Destroyer is and you like it.
Your current/old desktop has something to do with Tara.
Your current/old screensaver has something to do with Tara.
You have joined her group on myspace.
You have signed her petition at least once.
You regularly search ‘Tara Gilesbie’, ‘goffikgurl’, and ‘xxxbloodyrists666xxx’ on various search engines.
You have written at least one biography about Tara.
She has insulted you on her IMDb profile.
She is your friend on IMDb.
She is your friend on LiveJournal.
She is your friend on Quizilla.
She is one of your favorite authors on Fanfiction.net.
She has gotten you into Harry Potter.
You actually get the jokes in ‘My Immortal’.
You have a favorites folder just for things Tara-related.
You are a member of her LiveJournal Group.
You made at least one Wiki or Wiki page about Tara.
You want to dress like the characters in My Immortal.
You know that My Immortal is an Evanescence song.
You listen to similar music that Tara likes.
You have made icons about My Immortal.
You have a picture of her.
Google ‘worst fanfic ever’ and hit I’m feeling lucky.
You want to visit Dubai.
U kan tipe n tata esike riting.
U undasdand tata esike riting.
You say Satan-awful instead of God-awful.
You know where her parents are from.
You know her age and her birthday. (quizilla forums)
You regularly email her.
You know what ‘Worst HP fanfic ever!’ is.
You know what song Good Charlotte was playing at the concert in Chapter 3 of My Immortal.
You think Gerard Way dyed his hair blonde because he read My Immortal

AS for this.. Coming to a cinema near you soon

www.freewebs.com/mcgeesjabberwock/myimmortalimdbentry.htm

And you really don't want to go to Youtube.. Seriously it's all over it.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

It's not fair *whines*!! I've been writing for a very long time, i've put a lot of effort in my work, and this girl who has a horrible story get PAYED for her work *mutters darkly* WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL!!!!! And to top it all off... there is going to be a movie... the lucky girl *swears* ok I really need to calm down... but this is atrocious!!!

[Headmistress Hells]

Lol The movie is just a piss-take mock up. The book is real and available to buy. Which is scary.

And the scary thing is peeps, is that give it ten years, these kids whom are writing like that will probably be adults talking and acting like that. I wonder how life can be so bad for kids to kill themselves, but I am now starting to think they are just wanting to be something so bad that they do these things to themselves and accidentally kill themselves. That Raven girl says she slits her wrists, yet her mate used to do it and accidentally killed herself. Surely that should be telling these kids something? Obviously not.

But dont worry about the Movie. I don't think it's real. I sure hope not.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

It better not, because I seriously think I might go to Dubai, punch the hell out of her, and then get back to Japan all satisfied, of course before her family figure out it was me *evil smirk*...

I can't believe this... I remember people her age (probably 12-15 -.-) were not like that... I knew a real depressed person, he was pulld out of school for 2 years, he had been traumatized because he 'died' in the hospital and was really just in a coma so he woke up lying in a coffin in a church with his mother crying over him... now that I can understand... and despite all that he's cool enough to smile, not cut and is nice all around... this girls problem is probably "MOMMY I WANT THE NEW IPHONE!!!!" I've been to the middle east, and trust me I can believe this Tara girl has issues, I've seen the people from Qatar/ UAE, they are very spoiled, it's almost pathetic, escpecially what they complain about

[Savannah Brooks]

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I guess she didn't realize crookshanks is a cat...