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Post by Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou on Apr 24, 2008 10:20:06 GMT -5
Ok so I was on google and seeing as how I was curious to see what the worst fanfic wriiten was I searched it, and this one story called My Immortal by XXXbloodyrists666XXX popped up... if you haven't heard of this person... well prepare yourself for a terrifying experience... be prepared for the greatest Mary Sue ever invented!! This is a fic about a bisexual girl named Eboney... or Eboby whatever the name is it keeps changing (who is based on the writer seeing as how she's so egotistical) whats sad is that this writer hates bisexuals and gays... and also despises perps and pozzssers... which she is (ugh I'm so disgusted) and she's a goffic vampire who is so obsessed with vanity which means Goffic= Poser=Prep=person who is contradicting herself too much. She says that Draco can only die by a steak (stake) and he ends up dying by you guessed it... Cutting himself... another contradiction... every other sentence has the word f*** and every chapter has sex... this person is weird, I never knew you could take a bullet sexily.. I think I'm gonna be sick.. anyways Dumbledore is basically an idiot Voldemort.. voldimoort.. whatever the name is, is a friggen retarded, Lupin and Snape are sexual predators, hagrid is a bloody pedophile and we have bands liek Good Charlotte performing every damn day... UGH HELP *CRIES* OK I DIED!!! My eyes started to bleed, and I was crying and laughing... I just read three chapters and just couldn't go on... my boyfriend asked if I needed to go to the hospital... after her read it... well now he's lying down thinking that it was a dream or a prank by me.. VERY DISTURBING!! I mean it's crazy... there are so many forums just talking about it... I really think you should watch out... Oh yeah read the reviews there so entertaning waay better than the story actually I wish I coudl review the reviews they kick butt.. literally lol WARNING: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED... ALL CHAPTERS CONTAIN IDIODICY, STUPIDITY, AND WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO TURN GOFFIC AND SUICIDAL AND MESS UP YOUR ENGLISH AS IT JUST HAS FOR ME!!! 0.0 My Immortal |
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 24, 2008 11:20:00 GMT -5
I have no words that can be used on this site to describe that. I think I may have blown a few braincells reading it.
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Post by Gabby Brocklehurst on Apr 24, 2008 17:15:39 GMT -5
I am losing the will to live. Nope sorry, lost it. What's disturbing is that it says she's a HP fan....
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 24, 2008 19:49:36 GMT -5
Well I'm only on the author's note and my brain already hurts.
They helped? How?
So, she prefers incestuous relationships?
Wow, the first page alone was a train wreck. I'm not going to make it through all 44 "chapters."
Page 2 makes me think the whole thing has to be a joke. It's mocking poorly done fanfiction, right? There's no possible way it could be that bad on its own.
I'm feeling a little depressed right now...
And I quit on page 3. I didn't get to any of that sex you were talking about.
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Post by Savannah Brooks on Apr 24, 2008 21:09:13 GMT -5
1. I remember Hot Topic. It wasn't so gothic as it was a store for preps who wished they were gothic. odd.
2. She must've been a butt ugly baby with hair like that.
3. I feel like I just for 19 years dumber (if i were any older i would've been a longer time period)
4. I only read the first paragraph...if you can call it that...
5. She's really into stereotypes, jah?
6. her WRITING is preppy *gag*
7. If I were to believe what was said in the Twilight books, vampires don't sleep in coffins....nor do they drink blood from a bottle. And because I'm a fan of Twilight, I do believe the version of the myth more than the coffins and blood water bottles. Also, how are you a Vampire-Witch?
8. I honestly don't give a fork what makeup she's wearing or what t-shirt or which pair of ugly fihsnets.
9. I bet she secretly acts this out in her room with her door closed...
10. GC goes to Hogsmeade? Who knew? Is it because no one would buy their CD here?
11. God does not fork. And he does not belong to a Prep-GothicWannabe-Vampire-Witch.
12. She gasped. Because Draco Malfoy asked to a GC concert in Hogsmeade. I used to think he was a cool character....and then I read this...
13. She really likes leather dreses and corsets...WHY?
14. Apparently "kewl boiz" wear eyeliner.
15. "Hi Draco !" Is said in a depressed voice.
16. Draco Malfoy owns a Mercedes-Benz with a license plate that says 666.
17. Dumbledore likes to say "Hell" and "Motherforkers" Who knew?
I will read more tomorrow...this is too much for one night...
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 25, 2008 4:30:32 GMT -5
It's like Hogwarts/Buffy/MCR/GC Slash-sick. Except the only slashing I want to do is to her.
For some reason I was compelled to read more. Obviously she was keen on keeping the chapters at just 10 lines (give or take) which told me alot about the author (she can't write)
I don't have a clue what that's supposed to say..
hahaha! Can you imagine Chase writing this? Chase put his thingie into her you-know-what.. For someone that is trying so hard to write a shocking fic, using words such as motherfukers [sic] she can't even give them specific names? Or is there a cuss catcher on there that makes it like that? Even though it allows Motherforker?
Wow, that explains that one. Dumbledeor [sic] had a headache and was giving out obscenities. He should really get that one checked, could be a sign of a tumour. And I'm presuming she got her 5 good reviews (possibly written by herself) and continued to write seeing as I have many more short chaps to go..
Oh dear lord. Harry Potter.. Has a liking for blood? A wannabe vampire?! *shakes head*
Erm...
Please someone tell me what it wrong with the teens of today's society?
*sighs deeply and decides she cannot go on with anymore reading*
I left her a comment. Just had to be done.
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Post by Savannah Brooks on Apr 25, 2008 5:08:39 GMT -5
They knew each other before, okay
it took me a really long time to figure that out...sad...
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 25, 2008 5:10:22 GMT -5
Ahhh... Do they not teach English in schools anymore?
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 25, 2008 7:56:59 GMT -5
" He put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it?!" Yeah, you're right, there's no way in hell you'd get that from me. Maybe I'll go read that piece of sh~ some time when I'm feeling constrained by the PG-13 limit around here. And I don't care if the chick who wrote it is American, she failed her English classes. Failed.I hope her fishnets tear, and not in a cool lightening-bolt pattern or a 666 or something. My brain hurts just from the reviews. *hits bookmark* I'm keeping this discussion. Edit: And may I add, she's obviously a virgin. I say that with the utmost respect.  |
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 25, 2008 8:09:58 GMT -5
I went back to look up the author of that story. Get some background info (Ie her age) I looked at the petition. She's a gothic, oops I'm sorry.. a "gothik" because her mate has 3 earrings and her ex was a punk. Wow my ex was an dumbass and my mate has four cats. What does that make me? And I just couldn't resist seeing what I was.. I did her quiz: quizilla.com/users/GothicVampireLust/quizzes/What%20label%20are%20you%3F!%3F!/ Wow.. I'm a punk. I agree on the rebel bit, I can be sometimes. Yes I do what I want. I'm an adult you see and I don't have to answer to anyone (other then the police). And no, I don't give a damn what other people think. But then I think that just means that I'm Hells. Shock Horror. Not. That girl seriously needs a wake up call. |
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 25, 2008 8:19:55 GMT -5
My sister has eight piercings in one ear, nine in the other, and various other body mod. Does that make me gohtik? *takes her damn quiz*
Hmmm, vampires. "should i find a textbood on them for you?" *click* She needs the help.
I'm apparently a nerd because I don't wear pink. Yeah, just try to take me hostage, you little poser.
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Post by Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou on Apr 25, 2008 11:07:16 GMT -5
I have six piercings on one ear, five on the other... a belly piercing... a lip piercing... three tattoo's I wear corsets all the time... and I'm am no way in hell a goff... this girl has her name in the encyclopedia of dramatics... and apparently she lives in Dubai and goes to America eevryday to shop at Hot Topic... and her Myspace is blocked so she goes to America for that too... I know arabs are rich... but they never do that nuts... weirdo
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Post by Gabrielle Kedavra on Apr 25, 2008 11:18:10 GMT -5
my first thoughts are WTF!?! Is this a joke? I know I've written some absurd things in my time, but at no point have I declared that Harry Potter is a vampire, or that Draco Malfoy is a self-harming Good Charlotte fan. My readers wouldn't believe it for a second!
I have just had a wonderful idea. I am going to contact her and ask her for an interview, for the Daily Prophet of course.
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Post by Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou on Apr 25, 2008 11:22:05 GMT -5
I just reviewed her work... wanting to see if I could talk with her... but so far no response... I'm actually a little bit angered, she attempted to speak Japanese and claims to know it.. she said Hajimemanutste... which you only use at a first meeting -.- and randomly made Bloody Mary un-original name) shout Kawaii... meaning cute weird...
You know she killed of a character based on her friend because her friend wouldn't give her sweater back... ugh just read it thats another 3 million braincells...
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Post by Gabrielle Kedavra on Apr 25, 2008 11:32:41 GMT -5
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