Corrupt a Wish

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but there's a really hot guy on the plane out to your new home. You realize you like men, and he invites you to live with him in his mansion, so you never make it to your really good job.

(and thanks for the corrupted wish )

I wish I could clone myself perfectly and send the clone to work for me and have them do all my work properly.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

Granted, but the people around you think there is a conspiracy and taken you and your clone for harsh questioning at the CIA HQ

I wish that the hottest man alive would sweep me off my feet >_<

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but literally. He's driving a street sweeper when he does it. Ouch.

I wish I really had the ability to apparate.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

Granted, but you splinch so much your body ends up scattered around the world *wince*

I wish I had every superpower that ever existed... and even the ones that no one has ever thought of ^_^

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but with super-fast-growing radioactive nose hair, you're shunned from society.

I wish the contents of this computer screen were invisible to everyone but me. For the duration of this class, at least!

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

Granted but my super radio active nose hair starts tickling you from fair away making you get distracted... no point in the end >_<

I wish I could kill the person who even thought of creating the Tasmanian devil >_<

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, you can; you have the opportunity and the weapon, but you go insane from guilt, confess, and end up in jail.

I wish this class was over!

[Caius Seyrrou]

granted, but a little birdy told the professor to keep you in for after class work

I wish that the worlds colors were to be just plain black white and grey

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but all the people who like color go depressive and wipe out the human race.

I wish the instructor and the other instructor would leave the room!

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

granted.... but a different one comes back... with piles and piles of papers

I wish the neighbors would stop fighting >_<

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but it's because one murders the other, and you're forced to stand trial as a witness, over the course of a three-year trial.

I wish the guy a couple computers down liked Alternative music instead of...what he's got playing.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

granted... but it turns out the guy on the computer right next to likes the same music... and forces you to listen to it!

I wish that i knew what to wish

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but you use your wish to make my life better. (For which I'm intensely grateful)

You wish that I had ten million dollars.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

granted... but the wish backfires... and i end up having ten million dollars... if i share... then its not a corrupted wish

everyone wishes that i wished.... that you wished... that we wished.... everysingle wish... there is to wish....

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but it brings about Armageddon, three years early.

I wish that I could have an uncorrupted wish for ten million dollars legally mine granted and not corrupted. HA! TAKE THAT!