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Post by Cassie Jones on May 26, 2008 10:06:28 GMT -5
Granted but it then it doesnt stop raining for 40 years and it floods everywhere
I wish that I was a bit more confident
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Post by Dahlia Alexander on May 31, 2008 0:21:35 GMT -5
Granted, but you become so overconfident that you are now unbearable, and people refuse to accept your company.
I wish that I only needed one hour of sleep per night.
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Post by Cassie Jones on May 31, 2008 13:31:46 GMT -5
Granted but the one hour you need makes you a zombie and you are doomed to the living dead for evermore....
I wish that someone would write my essay for me so that I can still get a good mark, but that I don't have to do the work lol
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Jun 17, 2008 10:01:28 GMT -5
Granted, but your teacher dies before she records the grade, so it doesn't matter.
I wish I was independently wealthy so I could quit my job.
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Post by Cassie Jones on Jun 30, 2008 9:06:51 GMT -5
Granted but then you realise that your life was your job so you don't do anything and die of boredom
I wish that it snowed properly in England
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Post by Julius Saturn on Jun 30, 2008 10:10:50 GMT -5
Granted, but then it snows so much that you get trapped in your house and die of starvation.
I wish I could talk to women confidently
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Post by Cassie Jones on Jun 30, 2008 10:18:25 GMT -5
Granted but then they think you're an arrogant pig so no women will talk to you again
I wish that I had finished my coursework by now
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Post by Silver Blackwood on Jul 1, 2008 23:31:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you failed everything. In fact, you even got a fail in failure.  I wish I needed only an hour of sleep per night to function at full capacity. |
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Post by Annabelle Hennessy on Aug 25, 2008 4:02:53 GMT -5
Granted, but the days suddenly changed to a 2 hour day so you were stuck sleeping half your life away.
I wish I could move my friend here and live happily ever after.
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Aug 25, 2008 7:07:20 GMT -5
Awwwww ;D Granted, but you have to wait until May!
I wish I had enough money in the bank that I never had to work again, and could live whatever lifestyle I wanted with it.
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Post by Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou on Aug 25, 2008 18:48:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you get bored of money and your lifestyle and end up going mad
I wish I could get my brain out of vacation mode and into work mode.
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Post by Annabelle Hennessy on Aug 25, 2008 20:12:33 GMT -5
Granted, but you get extremely stressed out and get put in a room with padded cells.
I wish Sven, the Swedish masseur was at my beckon call.
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Aug 25, 2008 21:51:34 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out Sven, the Swedish masseur, was a 400-pound pervert with bad B.O. and a fetish for armpits.
I wish my refrigerator was always properly stocked.
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Post by Annabelle Hennessy on Aug 25, 2008 22:00:29 GMT -5
Granted, but the wizard that ensures it is properly stocked is a fish lover and thinks "properly" means full of all different types of fish.
I wish I fired Sven and Hired Chase as my masseur.
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Aug 25, 2008 23:10:39 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to share me with your best friend. ;D
I wish I already had a good job lined up for after graduation, and legal "permission" to move out of state!
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