Corrupt a Wish

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

*snarls*

Granted.... but..... your uncorrupted wish isn't corrupted, but rather just way tooo good for you to like so you ask for it to be corrupted which then i shall corrupt -.-
-.-

I wish.... that all your wishes will be corrupted for all eternity... and that my wish can never corrupted no matter how people twist my words.... HAHA TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but all eternity ends with that Armageddon from that other wish. ;D

I wish that we could all just get along!

[Annabelle Hennessy]

granted, but the pigs become human-like and take over. (please say someone else has read that book - Animal Farm - I think I ended up with two copies somehow)

I wish I could remember all the important facts instead of just useless ones.

[Caius Seyrrou]

Granted, but you find the important facts just plain boring and end up unable to remember anything period.

I wish that I owned the grandest library, built right into my house... with every book imaginable.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but you get lost in the west wing, and a book-beast eats you.

(and to Anna, I liked that book)

I wish that my college education was entirely paid for...by someone else.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but then you became my slave to do all my bidding since I had paid for it; Michael gets pissed and dumps you because of it.

I wish that I had the ability to not chase after shiny things.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Damn you! Fine, your wish is granted, but you start chasing non-shiny things instead, and since they're not as much fun, you end up just twiddling your thumbs 23 hours a day. (Why couldn't Michael have been a co-slave, or my pet?)

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

Granted, but it ends up that your boss was depending on you making your whole company(?) get shut down leaving many including yourself unemployed and your popularity went down to nil ^_^"

I wish I could dance on tables without having people think I was mental ^_^

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but mental is the new style, so you're shunned anyway, for not being mental.

I wish someone was on right now to post with me!

[Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou]

Granted, but the person posts only one liners, making you twitch and go nuts, but then you get healed by a shrink and is also shunned away from society tut tut

I wish people would stop always claiming that they were unique because its getting so over-rated now >_<

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, they no longer claim to be unique, but it's because all of a sudden everyone in the world (even ones of the opposite gender) are exactly like you.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but then in a weird twist of fate you move to utah and marry michael and myself and have to share your wealthy, so now you are co-wealthy.

I wish IE had spellcheck....

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Dang, so do I. *hugs Firefox*

Granted, but the spellchecker only includes words you already know how to spell.

I wish Anna's twisted corruption of my last wish was true!

[Eirene Seyrrou]

Granted, but because you broke Michael, you get attacked brutally and end up to lose all of your attractiveness... making you a useless slave.

I wish that I could have a thousand uncorrupted fulfilled wishes, including this one.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but it still doesn't make you happy.

I wish I could see Dare's crooked smile toward me in person.