Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw 
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 22, 2010 11:52:11 GMT -5
Because the -sick- floating around your brain is having an epic battle with your antibodies resulting in the temporary mental deterioration you are currently experiencing. Why is it that people make sexual innuendos out of anything and everything  . |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 22, 2010 17:00:53 GMT -5
Because it's funny. ;D Er, I mean, because they secretly hope that if they joke about it enough they won't spend the rest of their lives alone with fifteen cats in a one-room shack.
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 23, 2010 10:42:05 GMT -5
LOL! You're forgiven, I know you were tired   Why is it so hard to come up with questions sometimes? |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 23, 2010 17:31:51 GMT -5
Because our minds are so full of innuendo that it's impossible to think of anything else.
Why has the dog started making old-man groaning sounds, when he's not yet a year old?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 24, 2010 1:27:10 GMT -5
Because even dogs have to practice their skills to impress the ladies.
Why does it make people nauseous to read in the car?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 24, 2010 13:47:17 GMT -5
because books like having your full attention, and if you're unconsciously thinking about the car moving, they must have their revenge.
When will my illness-induced writer's block disappear?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 24, 2010 13:49:51 GMT -5
-hands him soup- When I'm done getting my good dosage of amusement from your sickness, now I can smother you like a mother -cradles and pats head- there there little one ;D Why is it that I never get sick unless it's on a very important day like a wedding I'm forced to attend (can't say it's not convenient, totally got me out of multiple irritating situations)? |
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Post by Ryan Magby on Mar 24, 2010 13:50:05 GMT -5
Whenever you get past thinking that it is illness-induced and realize that you just have nothing more to write about!
When will I finally have enough money to get my car and be able to save up for school?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 24, 2010 18:07:50 GMT -5
Never! The plight of the college student is hoarding quarters and paying for things in dollar bills.
Source: personal experience
Why have I run out of things to write about? *emo cry*
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 24, 2010 23:01:06 GMT -5
Because you know those little fairies called 'muse' well apparently when the main source of muse has disappeared from this site to get a good nights rest your obviously run out of things to write about. It's alright... momma is here Why do I have to wake up so early! |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 25, 2010 1:34:59 GMT -5
It's part of a Grand Conspiracy to keep you from being at your mental peak so you don't catch on.
Why am I not sleeping?
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Post by Trent Frey on Mar 26, 2010 1:20:48 GMT -5
because you have better things to do
why did i write my character into a metaphorical corner?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 27, 2010 14:02:07 GMT -5
You purposely did it so that someone as epic, kickass, and as awesome as me can come and pull you out of that corner ;D Why is my ISP being such a pain in the a**? |
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Post by Trent Frey on Mar 27, 2010 14:16:42 GMT -5
it's the man's job to keep us down
what should i have for lunch?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 27, 2010 14:37:38 GMT -5
Food. ;D Try lobster bisque. I'm not sure what it is, but it sounds good.
Why is it so dark in here?
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