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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 18, 2010 11:29:59 GMT -5
Because for all we know, they're secretly multi-millionaires looking for someone to dump a couple million on out of generosity.
Why doesn't my alma mater have a Graphic Design Masters Degree program?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 18, 2010 16:47:22 GMT -5
Because the world was built to purposely smite you. Yes prior to your belief the world does revolve around you Why is it that I can't find the games I want to play and when I don't want to play them I find it.
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 18, 2010 17:11:00 GMT -5
Because you're actually through the looking-glass in Wonderland, where everything is backwards.
Why did my brain die after that movie?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
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Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 19, 2010 11:22:42 GMT -5
Because in reality when I gave you that link I also inserted a virus which causes the deadly brain disease Mendeficionitis. ;D
Why am I hiding up in my room trying to avoid the girl 3 years younger than me who is patiently waiting for me to come downstairs?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 19, 2010 11:36:10 GMT -5
Because she's patiently waiting for you with an axe! Dun dun dunnnnn... //.O
Why is the cat leaving me alone after three days of being glued to me meowing incessantly?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 19, 2010 11:56:25 GMT -5
Because she finally realized she aint getting any......... FOOD from you -smirks-
Why are stickers so amusing?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 19, 2010 12:02:54 GMT -5
//.< Because some people are easily amused. Why have I sat here for the last five minutes thinking about cleaning the cat box, but not actually doing it?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 19, 2010 15:34:16 GMT -5
Because in reality the cat box doesn't exist as most things in this world and so because the only thing you do know is your own mind existing, you are subconsciously doing the rational by not getting up and cleaning something that does not exist in the first place.
Why are tv shows less entertaining than movies?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 19, 2010 20:13:29 GMT -5
It's a conspiracy by the movie companies to increase ticket sales by sending sucky writers into tv studios to ask for jobs. //.o
Why did the cat decide to drop another stink bomb just as I read your post?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 20, 2010 14:19:34 GMT -5
-high fives cat from behind back- Why a coincidence my dear friend, it was merely a coincidence -shifty eyes-
Why am I getting sick and tired of My Life is Average (MLIA)?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 20, 2010 21:01:57 GMT -5
Because if you wanted to read about your life, you'd just keep a journal?
Why is FML only funny for the first few pages?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 21, 2010 11:47:50 GMT -5
ah yes the acrid sight of peoples endless bantering and 'phosphorescent' use of something quite common to justify their state of depression. I speak of their abuse of what we have come to know as life. Thankfully the sole ISP of this country has blocked it; less minds poisoned I say too bad they were too late to save me. I think that speaks for itself. Why do people have 'who has the better phone' competitions here. (now people are buying the most colorful blackberry they can find :
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 21, 2010 12:33:14 GMT -5
They're compensating. Why couldn't the head cold from hell have skipped me?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 21, 2010 12:39:42 GMT -5
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 21, 2010 14:45:08 GMT -5
Because it gives you hope for the future when there aren't any "In case of zombies, break glass" boxes around.
Why does having a head full of sick mean my brain has to slow down, too?
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