Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw 
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 27, 2010 14:39:27 GMT -5
-points to self- nuff said.
Why is it that when I turn the AC on it's freezing cold yet when it's off it's stuffy and hot?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 27, 2010 14:41:58 GMT -5
It's the Man again. *nods sagely* Trying to keep you from being comfortable so you can't properly rage against the machine.
Why did I use the phrase "rage against the machine" when I find their music so annoying?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 27, 2010 15:23:31 GMT -5
LOL! Because you secretly have an affinity with the crappy band even if it's not musical, but it's ok... we understand that you love dem dreads  Why is it that I can't find movie that should be funny..... well- funny. |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 27, 2010 15:28:51 GMT -5
Because your sense of humor has more than an on/off switch, it also has intricate irony settings and cliche protection filters which are easily triggered.
Why is Cinnamon Life cereal addictive?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 27, 2010 15:57:04 GMT -5
Did you NOT read the label! Obviously you missed the part that said 'Side affects include complete and total brainwash leading to addiction of Cinnamon Life." now share with me, we don't have that stuff over here -misses the west-
Why is it that small things such as Cinnamon Life makes me wish I was back in the western world?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 27, 2010 19:21:29 GMT -5
Because they insinuate themselves into the crevasses of your brain, eating away at you so that they're impossible to ignore!
Why won't the dog leave the trash can alone?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 28, 2010 12:43:49 GMT -5
He's obviously confusing his masters O.o (ok knee jerk reaction, couldn't help myself) The trash bin actual leads you to a world where dogs can roam free, have fun and chew on all the bones it wants to check on. =.="
Why is my creativity dying out?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 28, 2010 19:16:17 GMT -5
Because of soulless excuses for humanity who trick the innocents of the world into starting threads, then suddenly "develop writer's block" (yeah, right) and abandon you. You can only take so much!
Why are we out of Kleenex?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 29, 2010 10:30:43 GMT -5
=.="
(my answer and my question are one)
How can you be out of something you never owned?
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Post by Trent Frey on Mar 31, 2010 0:13:16 GMT -5
you can't be IN the kleenex, can you? so you're out.
why are days 24 hours long?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 31, 2010 9:38:06 GMT -5
Because 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And 24 is 42 backwards. //.^
Why can't we work two days a week and have a five-day weekend?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 31, 2010 11:29:13 GMT -5
-asks self same question all the time- because it takes 2 days to brainwash, 1 day for it to sink in and another 2 days to make sure that the brainwashing has been successful. The two day -weekend- is there way of monitoring our progress as specimen. Who are 'they' well... if only I knew =.="
Why is Magikal seeming to be a BIG conspiracy that I can't seem to wrap my head around?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 31, 2010 11:52:10 GMT -5
Because you're a conspiracy theorist, and your theory that bunnies from outer space had taken over the house next door proved to be wrong, so you focused on the next most obscure thing. //.^
Why do I feel like I'm under interrogation? (And when will it end?)
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 31, 2010 11:58:58 GMT -5
Because somehow you know all the inner workings of Magikal and while you may not be everyone < guarantee's that Dare knows almost everyone here =.=" (it has never started for it to end ) Why am I such a conspiracy theorist? |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 31, 2010 12:00:35 GMT -5
Because you're a Ravenclaw at heart and it's fun. Same reason I am.
Why do conspiracy theorists have such a bad reputation?
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