Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 8, 2010 12:37:05 GMT -5
Wow, how long did it take to type that all out?!?!
It can't be free because I have a stash of all songs in my closet and the only way for the monster living in there will give them up is by paying him a pretty penny. -hits closet with foot-
Why do people get tired easily?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 8, 2010 13:22:00 GMT -5
Because all our energy is being siphoned out by the government in order to fuel secret projects.
What are those secret projects, though?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 9, 2010 5:56:00 GMT -5
They are enlarged stuffed aliens that come in the colors of purple, green, yellow and red and have been created to manipulate and destroy young minds for future use of domination. Projects codename: The Teletubbies.
Why is it so hard to learn new languages?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 9, 2010 10:50:02 GMT -5
*wince* Because our thoughts are always hovering on the threat of baby-talk creatures from what, British television?
Why can't I remember the French I learned in high school?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 9, 2010 11:34:01 GMT -5
Because when you were sleeping, a hoard of ninja mutants snuck into your room, stole your knowledge of French gave it to me their master so that she could try and bring upon a war between the Spanish and French classes!
Why do French classes make fun of the Spanish classes and vice versa?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 9, 2010 11:49:48 GMT -5
Jealousy: the Spanish class kids know French is sexier, and the French class kids really wanted to take something useful.
Why would someone who didn't speak French try to seduce someone who did know how to speak French... Why did I have to backspace over the word Friend every time I wanted to write French?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 9, 2010 13:40:01 GMT -5
French processing: FAIL! France processing: FAIL! Fren/Fran processing: FAIL! Substitute: Friend! Why is it that when you turn the tap to the center it's still SCORCHING hot, and yet if you move it less than a centimeter to the cold it's FREEZING cold!?!?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 9, 2010 13:42:27 GMT -5
Because the light that tells the dragon in the water heater whether to blow fire or not only has an on-off function.
Why have I lost interest in the question I'd intended to write last time?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 9, 2010 14:03:22 GMT -5
-looks around blankly- Huh? Didja say sumtang?
Why is it that when you attempt to type improper English, you have to keep redoing it because either a) it's hard or b) it's too painful?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 9, 2010 14:09:05 GMT -5
Because it reminds you of My Immortal, which causes internal bleeding, and redoing it is your body's natural defense against stupid.
RU a pozzrr u pozurr?! Anzur mee! An leef comentz orr i slit mi ristz al rite?!!!eleven!
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 10, 2010 9:24:32 GMT -5
Yah, isz a poozorrr! u jelus? mi saten powarrsss winzz u'sz!
Why does your hand cramp up typing that?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 10, 2010 13:12:17 GMT -5
Another defense against stupid; it's like when you're sick and you want to sleep it off, it's built-in to protect you from having to deal with it.
Wye cant i stopp ritin lik this u prep?!! i'm a reel goffik an ur a posur ok u dont evun no hoo jururd way iz doo yoo!!!@!
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 10, 2010 13:49:05 GMT -5
. howz dares u cal mi pozer when u'sze the puzer. u'sz tlks lik dat cuz usz infektd wit da stopid geen Why do remote controls fail when u need dem da most? (see whad i did zere, cuz im goffic)
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 10, 2010 13:54:31 GMT -5
Beecuz their EVOL!@&one!!! U prep!
Why isn't it comforting that the dog smells slightly like Fritos?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 10, 2010 14:21:11 GMT -5
Alas!! My nose is telling me because the smell is all just a figment of your imagination and the smell is coming from Dobby's sock that I hid under your bed! iz gots SKILLLZ!
Why is it that despite the AC being on the room is STILL boiling hot?
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