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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 10, 2010 14:36:27 GMT -5
It's another government conspiracy. There's secretly a heater installed, too. The goal is to keep you from buying coats and sweatshirts, thereby squeezing the winterwear industry until it's willing to pay protection money.
Why did you hide that stinky sock under my--wait... That was Harry Potter's sock! OMG I'm going to be effing rich! I'll charge a Galleon a pop (or $10.50) to come see it! THANK YOU!
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 10, 2010 14:58:16 GMT -5
(OMG, as soon as I finished reading your answer, my AC started to make weird sounds... I'm... FREAKING OUT!!!)
Because I still have the diary that goes with the sock -strokes diary- and it's awesome power foretells more fame and fortune than any SOCK
Wanna trade?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 10, 2010 15:39:36 GMT -5
*eyes the diary* No. Tom Riddle and the powah are gone and now it's just a... wait... No. //.^
Would you trade three years off the end of your life for an hour with *insert celebrity or other person here*?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 10, 2010 16:04:02 GMT -5
Yes! Slap on Bill Kaulitz and I'd do it! Last three of my life can go down the drain for all I care. The hour is well worth it.
Same goes for v.
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 10, 2010 16:21:44 GMT -5
Three years for a guarantee of one hour? No. What if I've only got three years left? I'd have no time to pack.
Can I go with you to see *insert celebrity or other person here*?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 10, 2010 16:51:52 GMT -5
Yes! Even if it's me losing the years (assuming I live longer than 3 three years even if it's only by a few hours) then at least you can live to tell the heroic tale of moi If you were only allowed to bring one thing (other than the clothes on your back) to go meet said celebrity, what would it be?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 10, 2010 18:25:56 GMT -5
A camera, onto which I had taped my cell phone and a shiny picture for autographing, as well as a Sharpie®. Maybe I'd tape on some cherry chapstick too, for good luck. //.^ *amused at own private joke* Wait, wait... Anything... a magical camera to take moving pictures with? Er... A plane ticket to bring them home with me? A plan to get them to take me on the tour bus?
Or, cheating isn't allowed, just my cell phone. It has camera capabilities, as well as a 30-second recording option.
Why is winter so long?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 11, 2010 4:09:10 GMT -5
-points to Edward Scissorhands- The dude needs a wake-up call... nuff said ;D Why does summer seem to pass by so quickly?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 11, 2010 10:23:55 GMT -5
Because winter is an unholy bastard that feels the need to dominate all our souls until we cry, cry, cry for spring!!!! And so it pushes summer out of the spotlight earlier than it should. The jerk.
Why don't we get siesta breaks every day at noon?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 11, 2010 11:06:23 GMT -5
Because if we don't get one then you all must suffer as well!
Why is it that on my 11th birthday I didn't receive my Hogwarts letter -remembers the disappointment-?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 11, 2010 11:18:05 GMT -5
Because you don't live in the U.K., silly. Why can't I stay awake?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 11, 2010 11:26:00 GMT -5
D=
Because my sleep disease has been cybernetically passed on to you.
Why does the computer screen look brighter today?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 11, 2010 11:47:18 GMT -5
Because the sun is up.
Why do I have the strong desire to channel a character I made for another site when I know he'd just get me in trouble on this one?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 11, 2010 12:08:23 GMT -5
Because new character+trouble= fun and that is one equation that is more important than any you may have learned in math class.
Why is my drive to write fanfiction slowly dying out?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 11, 2010 13:27:17 GMT -5
OMG CALL 911!!!! NEW PLOTLINE, STAT! It's okay, fanfiction, just stay awake, help is coming! (You need someone/something new to write about?)
Why am I having flashbacks to fanfiction I wrote years ago?
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