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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 6, 2010 17:14:38 GMT -5
Because IE has secret mind-control powers (much like video games) and uses them against the weak and the computer illiterate.
Why do people put cottage cheese-like textures on their ceilings when it looks so gross?
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 6, 2010 23:05:57 GMT -5
-gags- Because their inferior minds don't realize that food+ceiling =/= appealing wall interior.
Why is it that every time I get an electronic it always get's ruined, but never by me and I STILL get blamed for it (I think this is more of a 'current hate')
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 7, 2010 2:00:39 GMT -5
It's actually a conspiracy to keep you down, because the government knows you'll soon usurp their power if you're allowed to use electronic equipment.
Why doesn't that damned laptop work right?!
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 7, 2010 3:41:45 GMT -5
(Holy nuts my laptop really doesn't work right O.o... I'm on to you!) Because it's secretly being monitored by ET and because they're more complex than us the complexity of their computers is messed up the laptop. Whisper: I suggest you start buying loads of tinfoil
Why is it that two free periods worth 4 hours long isn't as appealing as it may have sounded.
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 7, 2010 12:05:52 GMT -5
Because I'm not there to share it with you. //.^
Why am I trapped in this godforsaken state?!
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 7, 2010 12:10:29 GMT -5
Aww <3 ;D
Because if you weren't, you'd be trapped with me in the desert! (has given hint to current location)
Why are parents growing more careless each generation -mutters darkly about 6th graders with heavy makeup and two year old's left on the streets to play-
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 7, 2010 12:27:12 GMT -5
Because they were repressed as children and are living vicariously through their little 6th grade Lolitas. Why shouldn't I live in the desert? Gas prices are cheaper where the oil is dug up, and I'd never have to scrape three inches of ice off the windshield before going somewhere. (has given a hint as well)
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 7, 2010 15:05:09 GMT -5
While it may sound nice, the desert is all about who has the better cars, purses, phones etc etc.
Why is 2012 'The End'?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 7, 2010 15:18:40 GMT -5
Because the scientists haven't found the 2013 calendar yet.
Why did I leave California? (Where I didn't have the better car, purse, or phone, but looked pretty damned good with what I had, etc etc.)
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 7, 2010 15:40:08 GMT -5
-pats head- because to move forward in life you've got to move back.
Why is it that I don't really mix well with the 17 year old seniors/juniors (my age) in my school, but get along great with the 18-21 year old seniors?
((I'm not judging why they're still in school))
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 7, 2010 16:02:10 GMT -5
Because once you hit 18, you're not embarrassed to act like a kid anymore.
Why do I say things that make me feel old?
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Post by Ryan Magby on Mar 7, 2010 16:32:46 GMT -5
Because you are actually 364 year old and you don't know it.
Why can't I find a job that will hire me?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 7, 2010 19:22:43 GMT -5
For the same reason I can't; they're intimidated by the sheer awesomeness before them.
Why aren't movies free?
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 8, 2010 1:07:31 GMT -5
Because the commercialized crap we see is a good investment in world domination for production companies (I've been on to them for years, besides, thats why there is online streaming!)
Why is it that despite the fact that people may love a singer/band/group etc. They will still download illegally and not realize they're not supporting said singer/band/group?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 8, 2010 11:59:15 GMT -5
Omg, we seriously discussed this for nearly an hour in my Communications class last semester. They simply could not accept that illegal downloads are illegal. The record companies have more money than they do. If my neighbor has more money, is it okay for me to steal the vase off their porch? the teacher asks. Well no, of course not, that's stealing. Someone actually asked, "If they don't want us downloading it *smirk* then why did they put it on the internet?" //.< Seriously. They even laughed at the teacher (who dresses nicely and has professionally done hair) when she said she'd never illegally downloaded something. They didn't believe her. I'd like to point out that students have had their internet privileges taken away by the school, not to mention fines. *goes on and on about how much money goes to whom and why the massive fines for a 99ยข actually are reasonable, finishing with ad admonition to buy merchandise if you want to support the band, because that's where the bulk of their share comes from* Of course, my Motion Design teacher may have subtly encouraged us *not* to illegally download *wink wink, nudge nudge* even though the band gets a pittance of record sales. Anyhow, going back to the point of this thread, they will still download illegally and not realize they're not supporting said singer/band/group because they mail their money directly to the band in their fan letters. The band then has people who turn the money in to the proper channels, and all is right with the world. ;D Why can't music be free?
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