Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 14:12:08 GMT -5
Amen to that Who said they were not! I even have proof o.O earthnation.fatedtoend.com/node/62(ok not so much proof, but I like the way this person thinks) Why do schools (an teachers) not care if you are a whole hour early, but if you are one minute late to class they go MENTAL?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 14:15:39 GMT -5
Because every second spent without our exalted presences is another teardrop from their collective heart! Why am I so ____ing crazy today?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 14:47:46 GMT -5
Awwww!
Because I have been cybernetically wired into the internet and infecting people slowly inducing such side-affects as madness, laughing till your stomach cramps up and an increase of childitis which if goes untreated may result in you going crazy!
Why is it that some people cant be serious even when they need to be?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 14:52:17 GMT -5
Because they live by the motto, Don't take life too seriously; you'll never make it out alive.
Why does Google prefer plastic bottles to rope toys?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 15:21:50 GMT -5
Because Google likes the crackling sound of bottles and feels all powerful when he crushed them.
Why is facebook now sneaking away with a different cat? (I'm so on to him)
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 15:31:35 GMT -5
Because Facebook is afraid of your WRATH. And becoming a father.
Why can't cats and dogs make puppens and kippies when they'd be soooo cute?! //.^
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 15:52:24 GMT -5
Because somehow science always creates the most mundane inventions while failing to allow te greatest ones to come to fruition.
(Now to find a photoshopped picture of something like that)
Why does 'photoshop CS4 for dummies' make me feel like a complete and total idiot?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 15:55:50 GMT -5
Because they think it's funny to take something easy and make it look like rocket science.
Why isn't there a button I can press to immediately win two million dollars?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 16:11:10 GMT -5
Because then everyone would have 2 million dollars and the value of $ million would be the same as the value of $ one
Why cant humans be nocturnal?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 16:14:41 GMT -5
Because the party-pooper morning people make the rules and we're too sleepy to argue at that time of day.
Why can't I get apparition right?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 16:40:59 GMT -5
Because I have super-glued your shoes to the ground, your socks to your shoes and your feet to your socks!
Why is it that when you see a food that you're craving the craving seems to leave and all of a sudden you don't really want that food?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 18:47:34 GMT -5
Because the food has already successfully apparated into your stomach.
Why are Sims addictive?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 6, 2010 3:22:56 GMT -5
To be addicted to Sims you must be addictive to roleplaying and so by being addicted to one then you're automatically going to be addicted to the other 0.o
Why is it that when someone has free time to play video games they don't feel like it, yet when there is no free time you have this need to play?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 6, 2010 12:00:04 GMT -5
Because the video games are playing mind games with you. //.o
Why can't I think of a good question?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 6, 2010 12:50:45 GMT -5
Because i have used them all up and sapped away all your creative genius (thank YOU!) ;D
Why is it that IE still exists despite most people moving on to better web-browsers?
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