|
Post by Jewels Tyler on Jul 13, 2009 1:11:02 GMT -5
It took a plane to Europe for a small vacation. You'll catch up to it on the honeymoon.
Why do I have such bad luck with people?
|
|
|
Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Aug 7, 2009 8:10:26 GMT -5
Because they're not actually people, they're aliens, and have a different social structure than humans do.
Why do colleges have to run themselves as corporations instead of as places dedicated to furthering their countries' intelligence?
|
|
|
Post by Layne Razz on Oct 1, 2009 19:56:43 GMT -5
Because life is annoying that way.
Why is it that my favorite teachers always teach the most difficult classes?
|
|
Sheridan McKie
Gryffindor
6th Year
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
Posts: 85
|
Post by Sheridan McKie on Oct 3, 2009 20:28:10 GMT -5
because they're not teaching the easiest classes.
Why can't I find an apple?
|
|
|
Post by Layne Razz on Oct 4, 2009 19:28:39 GMT -5
Because I'm eatting it. *takes bite*
Why is the word "up" used in so many ways?
|
|
Sheridan McKie
Gryffindor
6th Year
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
Posts: 85
|
Post by Sheridan McKie on Oct 4, 2009 19:48:53 GMT -5
because it's cooler than "down"
Why is there always fifty hours of work to do in a twenty-four hour day?
|
|
|
Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Oct 7, 2009 19:02:01 GMT -5
Because you're Supergirl.
Why haven't I already graduated?
|
|
Sheridan McKie
Gryffindor
6th Year
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans.
Posts: 85
|
Post by Sheridan McKie on Oct 8, 2009 20:29:43 GMT -5
because there's just so much to learn!
why can't i understand Mere Christianity in the manner i need to in order to write this paper?
|
|
|
Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Oct 20, 2009 0:44:26 GMT -5
Because your level of thinking is about three times higher than that book, and you can't lower yourself enough. Why don't you write my philosophical summaries for me?
|
|
Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
|
Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 5:40:43 GMT -5
Because my philosophy is just do it... yourself ;D (If you got it, I shall grant you a cookie)
Why is the OOC section coming back to life?
|
|
|
Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 11:44:45 GMT -5
Because someone discovered gold here. The OOC Gold Rush is on!
Why is the dog's name Google?
|
|
Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
|
Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 12:05:02 GMT -5
For the same reason as to why the cat's name is facebook.
Why are so many people obsessed with facebook?
|
|
|
Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 13:09:27 GMT -5
Because the applications have CRACK in them and are, therefore, addictive.
Where the hell did my old favorite characters go when they left Magikal? (And, incidentally, wb to Vannah, who doesn't even know me.)
|
|
Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
|
Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 5, 2010 13:25:17 GMT -5
Hiding in a closet trying to figure out a way to take over Magikal (and while I don't know Savannah at all, I have read her threads and they were awesome. Welcome back ) Why do people have to try so hard to be witty?
|
|
|
Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 5, 2010 13:28:14 GMT -5
Because they're not demi-Gods like us. ;D
Why aren't days 30 hours long?
|
|