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Post by Milly Heart on Nov 22, 2006 9:12:15 GMT -5
Because you have a thing for milk....or maybe cows!
Why is Santa fat?
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Post by Greyson "Grey" Sebastien on Apr 26, 2008 0:08:26 GMT -5
Because if he weren't, his pants would fall down.
Why aren't there more adults on this site?
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Post by Cassie Jones on Apr 26, 2008 4:47:09 GMT -5
Because they don't undersand the internet
Why do we have two legs instead of three or four?
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 27, 2008 19:45:02 GMT -5
Because that many legs would be difficult to fit into two-legged pants.
Why don't we get paid to go to school?
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Pandora D'Winter
Slytherin
6th Year
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Posts: 1,002
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Post by Pandora D'Winter on Apr 28, 2008 1:43:59 GMT -5
Because they'd rather we pay them
Why are siblings annoying?
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 28, 2008 8:27:50 GMT -5
So we have someone to complain about.
Why don't snakes have legs?
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Post by Cassie Jones on Apr 28, 2008 16:04:35 GMT -5
Because otherwise they'd be caterpillars
Why is the sun hot?
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Post by Chase Firebrand on May 5, 2008 21:51:01 GMT -5
Because it works out.
Why does time fly when you're having fun?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on May 6, 2009 9:24:55 GMT -5
Because it would look silly hopping on one leg.
Why don't teachers give everyone A's?
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Annabelle Hennessy
Ravenclaw`
Prefect 7th Year
Hate me if you want to, Love me if you can.
Posts: 2,512
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Post by Annabelle Hennessy on May 29, 2009 23:39:11 GMT -5
Because the rest of the alphabet would feel left out.
Why can't I travel thousands of miles in a few seconds?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on May 29, 2009 23:53:17 GMT -5
Because you can't be arsed to put your shoes on.
Why isn't Hells on?
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Annabelle Hennessy
Ravenclaw`
Prefect 7th Year
Hate me if you want to, Love me if you can.
Posts: 2,512
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Post by Annabelle Hennessy on May 29, 2009 23:56:23 GMT -5
Because she Married someone named Heaven and they are off having mortal babies.
Why don't I like my dad?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Jul 6, 2009 15:51:40 GMT -5
Because his neon-pink-fur suit gives you a headache to look at.
Why don't all the Twilight fans just give up already?
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Post by Lalita Harshini on Jul 9, 2009 22:00:50 GMT -5
Because the newest Harry Potter movie isn't out yet.
How did I survive today without my coffee?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Jul 9, 2009 22:08:23 GMT -5
You didn't. You're a ghost now. What the hell happened to my memory?
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