Post by Anonymous on Sept 20, 2010 9:31:42 GMT -5
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
If all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players, then why aren't you playing? Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and RP! do something productive.
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Quitters never win. So quit quitting and do something! You'll have more fun that way, and might even find that half a sandwich you've been looking for. It's under the bed, by the way.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
You're just never-ending fun, aren't you? Step out of the spotlight sometime and give it a rest. You can do just as much behind the scenes. Inappropriately-timed sound effects are always fun.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Pair up with a Pisces or a Libra and brainstorm. But be sure to bring an umbrella. There's a lot of ideas to be had and they're rather wet.
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Don't neglect your old baubles, as they may come back in style. Also, be wary of the acromantula in your bathroom. And buy a few goats to keep it fed.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins, Meat, Vegetables and Minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy! So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow! That's Vita-meata-vegamin!
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Stop being hesitant with that special someone. Snag them up fast! Otherwise, you'll be left alone with your journal and that creep who watches you through the window at night.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Not getting enough attention lately? Try coming out of your bedroom now and then. And when everyone laughs at you, go back in and remind yourself why you hide away in the first place. Also, see a Healer about that growth on your back.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Who do you think you are?! Oh. Well, in that case, I recommend keeping clear of mirrors and the color red. And rabid kneazles.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You've had a rough time of it lately, but things are about to start looking up! Be certain not to wear any skirts this month, as they may be looking up from underneath.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
All your prayers will be answered this month. As long as they involve breakfast foods and Muggle stuff. Your wand is pretty much useless at this point.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
If you find yourself confused, look inward for the answer. It's probably indigestion.
August 23 - September 22
If all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players, then why aren't you playing? Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Quitters never win. So quit quitting and do something! You'll have more fun that way, and might even find that half a sandwich you've been looking for. It's under the bed, by the way.
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
You're just never-ending fun, aren't you? Step out of the spotlight sometime and give it a rest. You can do just as much behind the scenes. Inappropriately-timed sound effects are always fun.
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Pair up with a Pisces or a Libra and brainstorm. But be sure to bring an umbrella. There's a lot of ideas to be had and they're rather wet.
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Don't neglect your old baubles, as they may come back in style. Also, be wary of the acromantula in your bathroom. And buy a few goats to keep it fed.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins, Meat, Vegetables and Minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy! So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow! That's Vita-meata-vegamin!
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Stop being hesitant with that special someone. Snag them up fast! Otherwise, you'll be left alone with your journal and that creep who watches you through the window at night.
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Not getting enough attention lately? Try coming out of your bedroom now and then. And when everyone laughs at you, go back in and remind yourself why you hide away in the first place. Also, see a Healer about that growth on your back.
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Who do you think you are?! Oh. Well, in that case, I recommend keeping clear of mirrors and the color red. And rabid kneazles.
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You've had a rough time of it lately, but things are about to start looking up! Be certain not to wear any skirts this month, as they may be looking up from underneath.
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
All your prayers will be answered this month. As long as they involve breakfast foods and Muggle stuff. Your wand is pretty much useless at this point.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
If you find yourself confused, look inward for the answer. It's probably indigestion.