Agony Aunt (New & Improved!)

[Dahlia Alexander]

Face it; your problems are a little bigger than your usual fluff counseling column can handle. "Let your heart lead you?" Right. What you want is real advice.

That's where I step in. Put your problems to parchment and drop me an owl. Instead of the run-around, you'll get solid information without all that wishy-washy emotional nonsense.

Teen angst? Check. Mommy issues? Check. A little sexual frustration? Hm, we'll see what we can slip by the Headmistress, won't we?

I'm ready, darlings. All we're waiting on is you.

Your Agony Aunt,
Dahlia Alexander

[Dahlia Alexander]

I have been informed by our illustrious editor that the Daily Prophet already has an advice column, and that, no matter how well-intended, my contributions on that front are to go unappreciated.

However, I have been handed an opportunity that I cannot refuse; an interview with the infamous Emilian Sota.

So. Instead of sending me your issues, send me requests. Who should I interview next? You, maybe? Or would you rather just be surprised?

Getting the job done (and asking questions later),
Dahlia Alexander