INTERVIEW ~ Professor Snape

[professorverity]

This week I have a special treat. An interview with Professor Snape. Readers you have no idea how difficult this was, even though he is my husband. Finally I managed to corner him in his office, just off his classroom.

Elizabeth: What is your full name?

Severus Snape: Severus Tobias Snape

EV: Planning on making this as hard as possible aren't you?

SS: You asked I answered, next question?

EV: Fine, where were you born?:

SS: Spinner's End

Honestly the students are right, he can be rather snarky at times....

EV: Do your parents still live there?:

SS: My parents have both passed away, can't you just fill this in on your own?

EV: No, do you have any siblings?:

SS: Honestly woman--you know very well I do not.

EV: Next, what you prefer to be called by faculty and students?

SS: The staff may call me Severus or Professor Snape, and I would prefer the students to call me Professor Snape, lest they lose precious house points.

EV: Where did you receive your education?

SS: Here at Hogwarts

EV: What subject do you teach here?

SS: I have taught Potions and for a year held the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. However, I now teach Leglimancy and Occulmens, you could have found that out on your own, since you know the subjects well.

EV: This is about you, not me. Now have you always been interested in the subject?

SS: It has kept me alive, and I do enjoy it.

EV: I'm glad it did. So how have your classes been going so far?

SS: I've met with them once and they've a great deal to learn. Though there are one or two who stand out.

EV: I'm sure you'll do fine. Is there anything else you'd like your students, fellow staff Wizards to know about you?

SS: No, are we done I've a class in ten minutes.

I hope you all enjoyed this article as it took all my patience not to hex him during the course of it. As always I look forward to your comments.

[Marilyn DeLine Snape]

..........Mu- Professor Verity,
If one wanted to get into one of da- Professor Snapes classes, how might they go about doing that?

And on a personal note,
How much would I have to pester him?

[professorverity]

UPDATE: From Prof Snape to anyone interested in taking his class.

Should anyone care to sign up for my class, send an owl (PM severussnape) to me explaining why it is you would like to take Occlumency and Leglimancy. However, only students who are in their 5th, 6th, or 7th year may apply.