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Post by Ryan Magby on Apr 5, 2008 4:30:45 GMT -5
"I'm going to win tonight".... this is what I say every week before my family's weekly poker game, in which I didnt think I really would this week...... but I did, so I dont know if it can fully count as a lie lol
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 5, 2008 15:39:16 GMT -5
Optimistic thinking maybe?
Last lie I told, just now on the phone to my mate. "We'll be there in five mins" We've not left yet and it'll probably take us 15 mins, once I've got my shoes on..
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Adara Snow
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Alumna 2012; Head Girl
love me dead
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Post by Adara Snow on Apr 6, 2008 14:15:33 GMT -5
You must be joking. I never lie.
(and there you have it.)
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Post by Savannah Brooks on Apr 6, 2008 21:07:04 GMT -5
-so what do you think-
-oh! i love it! it's so beautiful!- It looks like a dead peacock that ate a racoon who mated with a zebra.
-do you really like it?-
-oh yes! i can't wait to wear it!- I will be burning it the first chance I get.
-let me take a picture!-
-oh no...i wouldn't want to spoil the surprise...- i want absolutely no evidence of me in this disgusting ensemble
i was trying on bridesmaids dresses for my friend's wedding.....ugghhh...at least i convinced her to hold off on buying that one until we look around some more...thank god...
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Post by Ryan Magby on Apr 7, 2008 12:22:21 GMT -5
"That was good."
I told this to one of my classmates in Acting class...... It was a lie that all five of us left in the classroom said.... It was a duet scene and one of the guys was doing real good, but the other just sucked.... I fully believe that he took this class for easy credits, and I am suprised he is still in the class.... Hopefully he can do better next Monday when he gets graded on it
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 8, 2008 4:16:44 GMT -5
"No, no it's fine, I have to get up anyway"
That should be re-read as "Yes, I do mind thanks! I was having a great dream and you came and woke me up! Leave me alone god dammit!"
My mate Kirsty was the dream wrecker.
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 10, 2008 8:04:01 GMT -5
"Are you okay? You've been a little quiet."
I want to hurt you. Stop talking now. "That's an interesting question. Is anyone ever really okay?"
I figured the avoidance was so obvious that a child could pick it up, but apparently not. She was perfectly happy changing the subject back to herself.
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 10, 2008 8:28:13 GMT -5
"Of course I understand and its not a problem." Actually it is a problem and although I do understand, it doesn't mean I'm happy with it. My mate cancelled on our weekend as her car got broken into and she's had to pay to get it fixed, thus having no money now for our weekend. I, however, am still going out to get completely wasted, but with my bruv instead, but still rather hurt that she can't make it down. It's not her fault some idiot tried to steal her car, but my carefully thought over plan now cannot happen how I liked it to, so I'm going to have to run my bruv through it instead. And he'll be harder to persuade. Maybe I can bribe him. Chase... Are you okay?  |
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Post by Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou on Apr 10, 2008 9:26:35 GMT -5
"You don't mind if I come over?"
"Nope." NO! You ruined my perfectly planned night, I hate you
ironically this was th enext question.
"Were cool right?"
"Sure." I hate you why do you always follow me around?
Some girl who stalks me and wants to be my best friend... she said that we were best friends in our previous life... this is creepy
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 10, 2008 11:36:34 GMT -5
I'm great, thanks! All my classes are easy as pie, and strangely affordable, leaving me plenty of money to go out and party. And my roommate is just terrific. Never leaves crap lying around, respects the fact that I'm paying all the bills and doesn't complain all the time. I've been a little depressed lately because I'll be all alone in the apartment come summer, not because I can't wait for Roomie to get out, but on the plus side, I'm trading in my jumker with the smashed-out left headlight for a Hummer. Not to mention that kick-ass job I've got as CEO of the b.s. factory.
Lies.
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Post by Lucretia 'Storm' Seyrrou on Apr 10, 2008 12:20:29 GMT -5
^^ well isn't someone leading the life lol!
“Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.”- Helen Keller
A LIE… optimism is just pessimism in denial…
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 10, 2008 15:00:12 GMT -5
"I can't Play poker tonight.. I have a date."
A lie. A guy I can't stand is going and if I see him, I know he'll try and kiss me and I'll end up smashing his face in. He does it everytime and doesn't seem to understand the meaning of "I don't like you." He has translated it as "I'm hard to get." Prat.
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Post by Gabby Brocklehurst on Apr 10, 2008 15:03:23 GMT -5
"I'll do it in a minute..."
One of my many recurring lies as I never intend to do it in a minute, it is always said to my mother, placating her. She's satisifed with my answer, leaves me alone and promptly forgets that she told me to do anything in the first place. Good thing she doesn't notice that I haven't dony any of the zillion things I said I'd do in a minute..
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Post by Headmistress Hells on Apr 10, 2008 15:04:33 GMT -5
Ooh, I have another version of that one. "I'll do it tomorrow" And guess what, tomorrow never comes!
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Post by Chase Firebrand on Apr 17, 2008 8:17:39 GMT -5
There's been a lot to the roommate lately.
Oh yeah, you should totally move in with him. It's a worse idea than you'd ever believe. It'll be like one semester-long slumber party. Until the novelty wears off. Have you noticed it's worn off here? I really hope you guys get an apartment. I really hope you come to your friggen senses. I'll miss you. Get out. Maybe I'll like you more when we're not living together.
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