You're too much into HP when...

[Headmistress Hells]

You Know You're Too Much Into Harry Potter When...

You wave your pen around and repeat "wingardium leviOHsa" to various inanimate objects

You talk in low hisses to snakes

You want to buy a train and name it the Hogwarts Express

You glue a compass to the dashboard of your car and try to get the car to fly

You try to make polyjuice potion

You get a diary and never write in it

You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does

You see a murderer holding a knife in a movie and you shout out "Expelliarmus!"

You try to make your chess pieces move and talk

You draw a lightning scar on your forehead

You start sleeping in the closet under the stairs

You are absolutely certain that your letter from Hogwarts is lost in the mail and that it will arrive any day now

You travel into forests looking for injured unicorns

You wish ESPN would show Quidditch

You wish your dog would grow 2 more heads

You had to go to the hospital after breaking your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten

You name your first child Harry or Hermione

On Halloween you give little trick or treaters dressed up as Harry Potter characters more candy than the other ones

You look at the local community college's curriculum for courses on Transfiguration and Defense Against the Dark Arts

You buy a rat, name him Peter, and put a sign on the cage that reads "Azkaban"

You own a white owl

You always write out Harry Potter instead of just HP

HP doesn't mean just Hewlett-Packard anymore

You check daily to see if Moaning Myrtle has moved into your toilet

You commission signmakers in England to create a Platform 9 3/4 sign for your wall

You add Hogwarts and Quidditch to your spell checker

You create a list like this...

Thanks to www.richardsramblings.com

You go to an old cathedral and try to find a gargoyle statue that will lead you to Dumbledore's office.

When you find a witch statue you repeatedly hit it on the head while shouting "Dissendium"

When you are playing Baseball and you catch a pop fly you shout " Caught the Golden Snitch!!"

Every time you see a red/scarlet train you yell " I wanna go to Hogwarts too! Wait for me!! "

Every time you see a snowy owl you try to give it a message to send to Harry.

When you are in a Dark room and can't find the light switch you shout out "LUMOS"

Every time you see a really tall guy, you can't help but to think of Hagrid.

When you are sweeping your driveway you practice "Kicking off"

You don't understand why your car doesn't fly

You ask your parents when they are going to give you your Invisible Cloak.

You drive your car off a cliff to see if it will fly.

You go out into your garden every night looking for gnomes

You pull out all of your mom's potted plants to see if you can find a Mandrake.

You paint stars on the back of your pet hamster/mouse

You look into your mirror waiting for it to reveal your most deepest desire.

You don't understand why your broom doesn't have the words Nimbus 2000 on it or why it won't fly.

Every brick wall that you see, you push the third brick up second over on the bottom left-hand corner.

You ask your parents how their seven years at Hogwarts went.

When you go to the bank you ask "Where is Griphook?"

You are always carrying a stick around with you, telling others that it is your "Wand"

When you go to the bank with your parents you ask, "Where are all of the Goblins?"

You search every car dealership trying to find a flying Ford Anglia

When you are talking on the phone you start yelling into the receiver.

You don't understand why your pictures of your fav. pop stars don't wink at you.

You try to put your brother in the "Full body bound" spell.

You look very carefully at every inch of a shopping centre for any magically hidden shops

You constantly stare at the sky, hoping to glimpse an owl carrying letters

You scour every candy store within a twenty-mile radius of your house for Chocolate Frogs so that you can collect Famous Wizard Cards

You steal your kid sister's Sailor Moon light-up scepter to practice your Patronus Charm with

You find yourself doodling Harry Potter characters all over your homework

You wrote to Disney's American Teacher Awards, writing a long essay of nomination for Professor Lupin

At the zoo, you run straight to the snake exhibit and press your face against the glass, willing the snakes to talk to you

Upon seeing large, black dogs, you either scream and run away, willing fate to save your poor, doomed self, or throw your arms around it and wail "I love you Sirius!!!"

You throw Harry a birthday party on July 31 every year

You petition your school to include the Harry Potter series as part of the literature curriculum

You check every cat that crosses your path for markings in the shape of glasses around its eyes

Your favorite colors are suddenly red and gold

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Thought you might like these! Can you think of anymore?

[Headmistress Hells]

Here's some more - yes I've had a lot of time on my hands recently...

You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You get a broom for Christmas.

Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "lumos" under your breath.

You sort everyone you meet into four categories. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it

You poke pictures in the house hoping to make them move.

You try to find an article by Rita Skeeter in the newspaper.

You go to antique stores searching for a clock that tells where people are.

[Samantha J. Slytherin]

*twitches* Wow, I counted 26 that I actually do in that list...