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Post by Druscilla Grace on Nov 15, 2005 17:50:07 GMT -5
hmm, never heard that one Professor Kyle, but yes, history is awesome. Random fact: scientists believe that the land animals on the Gilapagos Islands came over from south america on floating pieces of land. Another Random Fact: mules are steril  |
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Post by malena on Nov 15, 2005 17:53:07 GMT -5
Really? a floating piece of land! that cool
I knew about the mules. Biology rocks too.
A joke form school:
hanging rats in the vents...
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Post by Druscilla Grace on Nov 15, 2005 17:59:04 GMT -5
I'm in biology Honors 1st period. w00tw00t
every heard this one?
There were 2 muffins in an oven one muffin said to the 2nd one "Man, it's hot in here." the 2nd muffin screams and yells "Ahhhh a talking muffin!"
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Post by potterslouth on Nov 15, 2005 18:03:50 GMT -5
I LOVE that one!
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Post by potterslouth on Nov 15, 2005 18:06:08 GMT -5
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Post by Druscilla Grace on Nov 15, 2005 18:09:59 GMT -5
okalie dokalie I'll look at it sometime or other.
one of my fave jokes involves a duck and 3 people, you wanna hear it, tell me 3 people and I'll type it up.
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Post by malena on Nov 15, 2005 18:10:22 GMT -5
lol...i have heard that one...but with pies.
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Post by potterslouth on Nov 15, 2005 18:36:46 GMT -5
Tom, Derek, and Hells
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Post by Druscilla Grace on Nov 15, 2005 20:48:57 GMT -5
OK, if any of you people mentioned read this, please don't hit me too hard.  that said, here goes... There were once 3 people who died and went to heaven, their names were Tom, Derek, and Hells. They were at the gates, talking to St. Peter "Now, you're in heaven, you can do anything you want. Hunt, fish, eat grapes, whatever, but you can't step on a duck, the big man REALLY likes ducks" Well, they figured this was a good deal and went their seperate ways. After a few months, Hells and Derek came up on Tom sitting on a bench chained to this ugly girl, the ugliest girl you can imagine. Well, Derek looks at Hells and says, "I'll ask him. Tom, what did you do?" Tom looks at them and says, "I stepped on a duck, and now I'm chained to this for all eternity." gesturing to the girl. Well, Derek and Hells walk on and go their seperate ways. A few more months down the road, Hells comes up on Derek, on a bench, chained to a girl even uglier than the one Tom was stuck with. Hells asks him "What did you do?" and he replies, "I stepped on a duck, and now I'm stuck with this thing forever, just like Tom." Well, once again, Hells starts off on her own. About a year or so later, Tom and Derek are sitting alongside the road, chained to their ugly girls, and Hells comes walking down the road. She is chained to the hottest guy you can imagine. Tom looks at Derek, "Alright alright, I'll ask her. Hells, what did you do?" And, before Hells can answer, the guy looks at Tom and Derek and says, "I don't know what she did but I stepped on a duck." There you go, hope you like it as much as I do. ;D |
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Post by potterslouth on Nov 15, 2005 20:56:04 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonderful! I haven't laughed so hard since I met Tom (jk!). lmfao!
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Post by Druscilla Grace on Nov 15, 2005 20:58:03 GMT -5
lol, figured you'd like it, now, hopefully Hells won't like ban me or something...lol but the great thing about that one, is that you can put friends in it, I about switched you and Hells, but I decided to be nice.
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Post by potterslouth on Nov 15, 2005 21:00:37 GMT -5
Oh, thankyou! lol.
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Post by Druscilla Grace on Nov 15, 2005 21:05:48 GMT -5
you're very welcome, lol.
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Post by kalo67 on Nov 16, 2005 12:35:19 GMT -5
indubitably
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Post by Kira Kingston on Nov 16, 2005 13:55:07 GMT -5
OOh Hells obviously hasn't seen this yet.. But I would love to see her face when she does!!
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