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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Oct 7, 2009 19:12:59 GMT -5
Slightly less random, but pretty random anyway, walked into Art History Survey I or II (can't remem ber) and the professor was having a conversation with the front two rows about the sociological effects of psychedelic drug use. Ended up going into what it did to the human eye, and then the makeup of the human eye, culminating in his observing, "Well, I ruined that conversation."
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Post by Layne Razz on Oct 10, 2009 21:36:26 GMT -5
I got a text saying, "Bas a baylar me inbitas." What does that mean???
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Oct 20, 2009 0:34:37 GMT -5
Invite me to dance?
I got a text saying... wait... I can't post that here. PG-13 rating... *cough*
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw 
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 8, 2010 16:59:37 GMT -5
When I walk I usually look down in the morning because I'm tired and the bright lights burn. I saw a pair of VERY hairy legs so I decided to look up and there was a skirt. Weirded out I looked up even higher and it was a dude. He looked at me said "Whats up gir'friend." then walked away shaking his hips. I didn't know they were going to do this, but I know why they did (now). To make this scenario worse, it was the guy who I have a crush on being one of them. I still like him, but.... I can NEVER see him the same way again.
=.="
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 9, 2010 1:08:55 GMT -5
Now that I know what that's all about... whoops, the plastic edge is coming off the fake dog tags.
*takes a bow* G'night.
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 9, 2010 9:06:23 GMT -5
The other day I was working on a project in the living room. Suddenly, a GIANT wasp thing flies in and lands on the curtain. So obviously I run out of the room like a fat kid running to ice cream and I get my mom to take care of it. She grabs one of those coffee carry-out cups and a lid and captures the wasp thing inside of the cup. Then she starts talking to the wasp thing "I got you, you stupid little wasp. (it was NOT little) try and sting. just try it. go ahead." then she starts shaking the cup and singing "I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee won't my mommy be so proud of me I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee...AHHH OH MY GOD ITS CLIMBING OUT!!!" The wasp thing was climbing out of the hole in the lid where you're supposed to drink the coffee. So my mom drops the cup on the floor and runs away. So now the giant wasp thing is pissed off AND scared and is coming RIGHT AT MY FACE. All of the sudden, out of nowhere, my dog comes bouncing along and tries to eat the wasp thing. But my dog only bites the head and the wasp thing falls to the floor and twitches.
its nice to know that between my dog and my mom i can always count on my dog to save my life.
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 9, 2010 12:21:12 GMT -5
>.<
I woke up to a wasp crawling across my forehead once. "Hold still..." Wait, why are you picking up that pillow? Oh hell no! "When I say go, run!" What the...
I didn't get stung, but can you really call a plan like that successful?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 9, 2010 13:38:18 GMT -5
I saw two people walking, not together but in total opposite directions. After they pass eachother the women pauses, goes after the guy, taps his shoulder, smacks him hard across the face and walks away...... I wanna know what that was all about. Apparently some mysteries will never be solved.
=.=
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 9, 2010 23:25:07 GMT -5
Today at my cousin's wedding, I met that cousin for the first time. My aunt's 70 year old fiance also started grinding with me. I will forever be scarred.
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