Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw 
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 12, 2010 11:21:14 GMT -5
-finishes checking house for bugs and wastes the last sheet of aluminum foil- Because if there wasn't any conspiracy theories, Magikal wouldn't be as enthralling, books by Dan Brown would have never existed, I would have been boring and possibly a member of the Valley Girls, AND..... because we ALL know that them bunnies WILL take over the world and it is NOT a conspiracy theory!!!!
Who is the ultimate conspirator?
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 16:13:46 GMT -5
God
If I take my sunglasses off, will laser beams shoot out of my eyes?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 12, 2010 16:16:45 GMT -5
No, because that would mean you have become one of the crappiest mutants alive, and I know you are not!  Will I go to sleep now? |
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 16:42:36 GMT -5
haha goooood point
no you won't because even if you try Magikal will be calling you back
When, in real life, will my Hogwarts letter arrive and/or Charles Xavier pay a visit to my house?
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
6th Year
Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
Posts: 1,617
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 12, 2010 17:27:34 GMT -5
Just hold my hand and we shall sit here and wait together for that day ;D Why did it take me more than 10 years to finally admit that I may not be a mutant -still has hope-? |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 12, 2010 17:42:45 GMT -5
For the same reason I insist I'm a wizard; because we are, our powers are just that slow developing. //.^
Why am I being your staying-up-late enabler instead of telling you to sleep it off?
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 18:08:37 GMT -5
because you're a terrible influence. and besides, who likes a snoozer? stay up and join the party =]]
Why does the sun have to set so early? In Chile it's still out at 10 PM
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 12, 2010 18:14:37 GMT -5
Because we don't live in the sunshiney part of the world. We get GLOOOOOM.
Why is winter so miserable that it even messes spring up?
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 18:26:37 GMT -5
winter's not miserable! it's beautiful and cold and wonderful!!
why is spring so horrible? these allergies are killing me
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 12, 2010 18:56:18 GMT -5
Spring was bullied into being mean by winter, who is a mean mean bully!
Why haven't I made that soup?
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 18:59:35 GMT -5
because you need some motivation=========> COME ON DARE! YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIVE IN YOU!
Why don't I understand chemistry? I hear it's important if one is considering being a doctor....maybe i should change my career interests
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 12, 2010 19:08:21 GMT -5
Because chemistry is the devil!
Why didn't I do any better in chemistry than I did in honors chemistry?
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 19:17:17 GMT -5
because it's basically the same course (at least at my school it is) since the teachers are too lazy to think of a separate curriculum for honors
Why would my religion teacher rather spend her time doing a DanceMob thing instead of grading papers which results in an entire class failing because we have no grades for the work we've done?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 12, 2010 19:53:13 GMT -5
Because her teachers spent their time doing dinosaur stuff instead of grading their scrolls, and she figures she's earned the right to do the same thing to you. Except there aren't dinosaurs anymore, hence the DanceMob.
Why can't I pause time to get things done?
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
Posts: 1,099
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 12, 2010 19:56:20 GMT -5
Because you are human! if you were a mutant then maybe your mutant power would be super speed like Quicksilver and you wouldn't ever need to pause time
Where did I leave my phone charger?
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