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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 9, 2010 12:46:13 GMT -5
They're trying to get on some Hall of Shame or another so they can be famous forever!
Why are some songs so easy to get stuck in your head?
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Verity Bromley
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 9, 2010 23:21:25 GMT -5
it's an evil government plot to control your mind
How can we be sure the food pyramid is accurate?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 10, 2010 13:09:13 GMT -5
By turning it upside-down. If it falls, it was the wrong way up.
Why is junk food so addictive?
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 10, 2010 13:26:56 GMT -5
It is? OMG WHAT AM I MISSING OUT ON!!! I KNEW IT MY THEORY WAS CORRECT!!! The term junk is slang for a drug used to control the brainwaves which makes you want to buy their product more because they altered your brainwaves to enjoy their 'junk' food and it's like OMG it's like OMG it's like -twitches-
Why am i in such a messed up happy mood?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 10, 2010 13:44:29 GMT -5
Because you've been dreaming about the day when the Youngblood twins would come back.  Why did they come back, anyway? |
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 10, 2010 14:27:49 GMT -5
Lol.
No one can resist the awesome power of MAGIKAL! -intense music plays-
Why do I have to go to sleep now?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 10, 2010 14:29:34 GMT -5
Because the man is trying to keep you down!
Who is "the man" and who are "they"?
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 10, 2010 17:17:29 GMT -5
according to Urban Dictionary:
1. the man:
The Man becomes a part of your every day life the very minute you leave college, and lets be honest, as opposed to smiling and shaking hands with the dean while accepting your diploma on graduation day, you should have simply been kicked in the balls.
But he did begin to emerge even during those blessed college days, with words like internship, resume and the "real world." "This will look great on my resume!" Don't fool yourself, the resume is a creation of The Man. I mean what is a resume? Your name and a list of your achievements ranging from school to job experience, or is it a list of failures considering your still looking for something new. How much can you tell about a person by one single sheet paper and a cover letter talking about you and your five-year plan.
He is also responsible for the cubicle, a confined space with no windows, a jail cell where the time you serve is between the hours of 9 and 5. Let's not forget the time you have to spend in traffic, or mentally winding down from your day at "work."
Perhaps I am getting a little too ahead of myself, before we attempt to define The Man's many creations, it is important to establish how he functions. You must understand that the man is behind most everything in life with the sole goal of holding you back and bringing you down. In today's fast paced and money driven society it is becoming more and more challenging to defy The Man. You see The Man needs you more than you think, in order for The Man to continue to function he needs you to work, to vacation, to date, to eat, to watch T.V., to drive, etc. (the list continues forever). I know what your saying, these are things everyone does... that is the catch, you do all of these things on The Mans watch. He decides when you do just about everything. You work from 9 - 5, you sit in traffic or metro lines before and after, you vacation 2 out of 52 possible weeks, you eat during your lunch break, you date and go out after work.
The few who have successfully defied the Man do many of the same things as everyone else, but they do it whenever and wherever they want. Who are these people you ask? People who chose an alternative lifestyle free of rush hour, cubicles, conference calls, and performance reviews. People who decided that life is too short to compete in the rat race for essentially a life of climbing up the corporate food chain in order to improve on ones lifestyle through title and material possession. Those who have successfully defied the man live their lives in many different ways, some chase a dream that wouldn't be possible to achieve while working a normal job, others risk everything to build something great, and others simply explore some of the amazing places and things life has to offer that one cant see behind a computer screen.
I hope the above information hasn't discouraged you; it is not intended to do so. We simply realize that for the majority of us The Man will continue to play a major role in each and every one of our lives. This website is intended to provide all of us with a sanctuary free of The Mans day to day efforts to hold us back. A forum designed to post, present, and discuss anything of funny and valuable substance to help us understand the many ways The Man works. So please feel free to contribute to Ftheman.com, after all it is a website dedicated to you, the common working man.
2. they
"They" are the people who killed kenny.
"They" are basterds.
Kyle:Oh my god THEY killed kenny!
Stan:YOU BASTERDS!
In Wolverine (the movie) James and Victor are brothers. I know James is Wolverine is Victor supposed to be Sabertooth?
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 11, 2010 4:37:18 GMT -5
Yes, Victor Creed is Sabertooth's real name. In the comic books James Howlett and Victor Creed are NOT brothers and in no way related to each other. In fact, the whole living near each other crap isn't true. The reasons Wolverine hate Victor Creed is because he attacked a native tribe that Wolverine got along with and Creed attacked Silverfox who is Wolverine's lover (no she was not mutant as the movie states). I will admit, I loved the portray of Creed in the movies, I just hated the back story. Wolverine and Creed did NOT serve in the army together!
Why do I get so pissed off when the X-en movies screw up stories? (dude.... Gambit is SO not older than Cyclops. When Cyclops was in his early 30's gambit was in his early 20's DUH! OH and Emma frost did not have access to her diamond form until LATER ON and OH YEAHHHH -rants on-)
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 11, 2010 12:46:16 GMT -5
ahaha i'm watching X-Men Evolution now it is quite a bit different than the movies...
because they take a perfectly good story and screw it up!!!
Why do they take a perfectly good story and screw it up?
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 11, 2010 14:48:47 GMT -5
TO SMITE ME! I KNOW IT'S A CONSPIRACY O PISS ME OFF!
Why can't I sleep?
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 11, 2010 16:36:23 GMT -5
because there are voices in your head that are saying "...must....check...magikal....gerard...butler...is....a....sexy....beast...." (i added that last part because I know its probably what youre REALLY thinking hehe)
Why does coke taste so good?
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 11, 2010 16:43:07 GMT -5
Lol, SUUUUREEEEE. Because I totally go gaga over Gerard Butler -is instead having thoughts about Bill- Where do you think they got their name  Why was the company named Coca Cola? |
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Post by Verity Bromley on Apr 11, 2010 20:33:11 GMT -5
its made from coca leaves and cola berries...or at least it was originally
Why don't we call feet foots?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 12, 2010 8:05:54 GMT -5
It's a widespread conspiracy to keep us distracted from the real issues, like what the government is doing while we're wondering. House, houses; spouse, spouses; mouse... mice?
Why is conspiracy theory so much fun?
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