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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Aug 28, 2010 20:16:00 GMT -5
I can't believe we don't have this game...
Hogwarts is having a contest much like American Idol! The three judges are Bill Weasley, Madam Rosmerta, and Professor Snape. The person before you posts the next contestant, and you choose the song and what each of the judges have to say! Then you pick the next contestant, and so on and so forth!
The first contestant is...
Bellatrix Lestrange
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Post by Trent Frey on Aug 28, 2010 20:35:07 GMT -5
Bellatrix Lestrange sings Without You, by Christina Aguilera
Bill says: I'm not so sure about the homage to You-Know-Who in the background, but I guess it explains things a little. Yeah. Interesting. *cough*
Rosmerta says: I never would have thought of that song for you. It was so... cheerful. A nice change from the usual. I liked it!
Snape says: We disarmed her before the show, Rosmerta, there is no reason to lie.
Bellatrix: *hisses*
Snape: A shoddy performance at best. It is no wonder the Dark Lord thought you such a joke.
Bellatrix: *runs offstage, bawling into her hands*
Next up:
Ron Weasley!
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Aug 29, 2010 12:34:41 GMT -5
Ron Howard sings *Ron Weasley strolls on stage*
Ron Weasley: Hey! He doesn't belong here! *Ron Howard pouts and slouches offstage*
Ron Weasley sings Pretty Fly (For a White Guy), by The Offspring
Bill: *laughing too hard to speak*
Rosmerta says: Such a heartfelt performance! Such honesty! It brings a tear to my eye!
Bill gasps: Laughing... so hard... I'm crying! BWAHAHA!
Snape says: Dreadful. GET OFF MY STAGE!
Next up:
Remus Lupin!
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Post by Brindle Sterling on Aug 29, 2010 14:05:30 GMT -5
Remus Lupin sings Bad Moon Rising, by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Bill says: Aw hell, Remus, haven't we already done this? You know, no matter how peppy a beat you've got, it still brings back some bad memories.
Rosmerta says: Hush, Bill! I thought it was delightful. Remus, you really connected with that song!
Snape says: If you would simply take your Wolfsbane Potion we wouldn't have these problems. Two to one, you did not make it to the next round so get off my stage.
Next up:
Quirinus Quirrell!
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Aug 29, 2010 14:20:59 GMT -5
Quirrell sings Right Here Waiting, by Richard Marx, while gazing at a picture of You-Know-Who
Bill says: That was... beautiful. I mean it, man. Just amazing. *stands up, clapping*
Rosmerta: *sniffles into handkerchief and waves off her turn*
Snape: *rolls eyes*
Rosmerta: I haven't heard a song so touching since Dumbledore and Grindelwald sang a duet of I Will Always Love You!
Snape says: Yes, yes, touching, Quirrell. But the Dark Lord isn't here to get teary-eyed over it. Songs like that are better saved for the annual Death Eater karaoke party.
Bill: Two to one! You're in!
Snape: *sneers*
Next up:
Er... You Know Who!
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Verity Bromley
Slytherin 
7th year
Every rose has its thorn.
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Post by Verity Bromley on Aug 29, 2010 18:58:39 GMT -5
Voldemort sings Another One Bites the Dust by Queen!
Bill: *blinks*
Rosmerta: That was certainly interesting.
Snape: That was beautiful, m'Lord! Really, quite amazing. I've never heard anything as wonderful of that, myself.
Bill: *gags*
Rosmerta: I'm sorry, your voice was empowering, really, I'm just not sure this is the right competition for you.
Snape: Off with their heads! They don't know what they're talking about, sire. That's a yes, for me.
Next up:
Dumbledore
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Aug 30, 2010 11:58:07 GMT -5
Dumbledore sings Boys Boys Boys by Lady Gaga
Bill says: When you come out, you don't mess around! That was... indescribable.
Rosmerta says: Weird. I mean, uh, it was a lot of fun, Albus! And the purple velour suit really made it!
Snape says: The fanfic boards will go crazy over this performance, Headmaster. Delightful. *sneer*
Bill says: What's a fanfic—
Snape interrupts: You will be happier not knowing, Mr. Weasley.
Next up:
The Marauder Quartet! Featuring Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs!
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Post by Trent Frey on Sept 8, 2010 21:12:48 GMT -5
The Marauders sing A Little Help From My Friends by The Beatles
Bill says: Ringo—er, I mean Remus *cough* You may not have the best singing voice—
Rosmerta interrupts: —it was so heartfelt!
Snape mutters: Yes, you said that of Mr Weasley and he was dreadful...
Bill continues: *glares aside at Snape* The four of you harmonize very well. Except that rat-bastard Pettigrew. Make it a threesome and—
Rosmerta interrupts: *eyes wide* Oh, yes!
Snape interrupts: He meant a trio, you lightheaded bint!
"James and Sirius wink roguishly, Remus smiles shyly*
Rosmerta: *giggling* You have my vote!
Snape: I no longer care what the results are! NEXT!
Next up:
Cho Chang!
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Post by Brindle Sterling on Sept 8, 2010 21:27:04 GMT -5
Cho Change sings Un-Break My Heart by Toni Braxton
Bill says: Heartwrenching!
Rosmerta says: I've never heard anything so mournful!
Snape says: Whine, whine, whine! He's dead! Move on, already!
Cho: *bursts into tears and runs offstage*
Next up:
Hagrid and a Meowing Accompaniment by Crookshanks!
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Sept 8, 2010 21:38:13 GMT -5
Hagrid and Crookshanks sing/yowl Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting, Nickelback version
Bill says: You're a better fighter than a singer, Hagrid! And...er...your background vocals were...interesting, Crookshanks...
Rosmerta says: We were thinking about having an open-mike night at the Three Broomsticks, but...I'm sorry dear, but if you sing like this when you're sober...
Snape says: Dreadful! How many times must I say this: Dreadful! The cat screeched less than you, Hagrid! That yowling! It was like listening to a cat fight!
Hagrid: I'll 'ave yeh know tha' Crookshanks 'ere is 'alf kneazle!
Snape: Half Kneazle, no talent!
Next up:
Hermione Granger... and Draco Malfoy!
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Post by Trent Frey on Sept 8, 2010 22:03:11 GMT -5
Draco and Hermione sing U Got The Look, by Prince (feat. Sheena Easton)
Bill says: Wow. The tension between you two during that performance! Smokin hot!
Rosmerta says: You two can stop by for free butterbeers any night. You make a lovely couple!
Draco *sneering*: We're not a couple! I wouldn't touch that filthy Mudblood if...*suddenly knocked to the ground by Ron, who pummels him furiously*
Ron: Take that back, Malfoy!
Hermione *blushing in a pleased manner*: That's enough, boys!
Snape says: I thought that song was an embarrassing display, but this is just terrible! You all bother me!
Harry *in audience*: YES! We should bother Snape!
Snape: No!
*Ron and Draco roll off stage, punching one another. Hermione follows*
Next up:
Freorge!
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Sept 8, 2010 22:41:43 GMT -5
Fred and George Weasley sing Albuquerque, by "Weird" Al Yankovic
Bill *with head in hands* wails: Oh, God! Take me now!
Rosmerta *smiling* says: Nice jackets, boys! Is that authentic dragon leather?
*Fred and George grin*
Rosmerta says: That's all I have to say. Really.
Snape *choking* says: Now I understand insanity! I fear nothing! I...I want a donut...somebody get me a donut...No weasels! *comes to self* Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it, but I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is...I hate sauerkraut! Gaaaahhh! *Runs from room*
*Fred and George grin*
*Bill moans with head in hands*
*Rosmerta grins blankly*
Next up:
The Evans Sisters' Duet! Featuring
Petunia Evans Dursley and Lily Evans Potter's ghost!
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Post by Markise Sterling on Apr 16, 2019 13:56:23 GMT -5
Petunia and Lily sing What Is This Feeling? from the musical Wicked.
Bill: Is disgusticified a word?
Snape: No.
Rosmerta: Ladies, that was beautiful, but from sisters I expected something less...
Snape: Dripping with pure, adulterated loathing?
Rosmerta: Yes.
Next up:
Harry Potter, the Boy Who Rocks!
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