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[Celyn Corvus]

Kissing the hand of a senior. It doesn't exist everywhere, but it does in some cultures and honestly I find it odd. I mean sure it's cultural, but what happened to shaking hands? Or if your own grandparent perhaps a big hand. I hope I don't sound naive, but the hand's a bit much for me -is thankful it doesn't exist in her culture-.

What where the greatest years of your life (middle school/ high school/ when you were 13 etc)?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

College. First year as an art student was awesome, not to mention all the stories I get to tell and the fact that not only did I learn common sense (yes, it can be learned), I learned to use a computer. Hated computers until about six years ago. Still looking forward to more greatest years, assuming I can get a good job.

What's your dream job? (I'll accept superhero or queen as answer if librarian, etc doesn't appeal)

[Celyn Corvus]

Realistically speaking, psychiatrist. Didn't apply to premed schools for nothing. However, my dream job is to be the main chef/concert director/chief of security of a band. Yeah sounds sad, but all that traveling and honestly I like cooking, I love to organize, and I would make a pretty nifty security person they'd all be jobs where I get to spend time with awesome people and traveling and... well. I wont get ahead of myself, there is always the negatives to such jobs (I bet it would be easy for you to guess which band(s))

Same to v.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Rock star! I'd have to learn to sing and play guitar, write songs, blah blah blah, but there we have it. A little more realistically, independently wealthy writer/artist appeals to me. I had hella-fun in psych and abnormal psych, but no, just no. I'll deal with my own problems, thank you.

If you somehow ran into one of your top favorite bands on the street, what would you do?

[Celyn Corvus]

Freeze, compose myself walk over to them attempt to talk, but 'd be frozen with shock then stumble a hello stupidly, tell them not to run or else I'll scream their name so loud all fangirls/guys will come tackling them to the ground. Invite them for a coffee, give him the drawing of him that I always carry around in my bag (good mental support, better than any human being). Hopefully get a thank you and perhaps manage to give or receive a peck on the cheek (backstage passes maybe?) and then be as happy as can be! I'll be satisfied with just that -sighs- if only...

If you were given the opportunity to say one thing to your top band, what would it be (and no I don't mean... OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!)

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Your music has had a profound effect on my life, in the way I look at the world and at myself. You f~ing rock.

Whether the whole way I look at the world thing is true or not isn't at issue, right? No, the issue is whether that's what they'd want to hear, and whether it'd get me backstage passes/autographed pictures/cell phone numbers. ;D

If you were given five minutes alone with the frontman of any band and what happened in the room would never be known outside it, what would you do? (or the closest PG-13 safe equivalent)

[Celyn Corvus]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG, do you REALLY have to ask? No really, in all honesty what I would do is actually PG-13. I mean first of all the frontman is someone who isn't into the whole 'jump into bed with any girl'. I'd probably spend 3 minutes talking to him (and getting him HOPEFULLY to fall in love with me) and two minutes going over how we will meet. Hopefully those 5 minutes would become YEARS

In all reality though, I'd probably spend five minutes getting to know HIM and not making assumptions of his personality based on youtube what I have come to understand. -shrugs-.

If you were given the chance to switch places with a celebrity who would it be?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Ooh, switch places... My brain isn't at 100%, so I'll go with Bill Kaulitz right now. He seems to be having a lot of fun and then I get that rock star thing...

If you had to eat the same thing for dinner every day for the rest of the year, what would you pick?

[Celyn Corvus]

What I have for dinner every night for the past 5 years, a yogurt cup and fresh fruit.

Whats one food you wish you could stop eating but just cant?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

The only thing I can't stop myself from eating is cereal, and I refuse to admit I have a problem. REFUSE. Wait... I wish I could stop eating chili, because I don't like it. There we go.

If you were bitten by an invisible spider and became invisible, what would you do first?

[Celyn Corvus]

Wedgie ALL them mofo's in the world oR, I'd walk around girls who are Star Wars obsessed and whisper "The force is strong within you young padawan". Then, after wrecking havoc in school, I'd sneak into an airplane, go to whatever country my favorite band is in, sneak into their hotel room and start whispering that this is a message from beyond telling them to look for a young women and give them her number/email/home address and they'll never know that I was that women.... uhm I'm scared of myself now.

If someone told you that your life was going to end in 2 weeks, what would you do?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Get creeped out and walk away.

If you could be immortal, would you want to?

[Celyn Corvus]

No. I think the idea of living forever is frightening. It would be like heartbreak after heartbreak watching those who are generations down the chain pass while I remain alive. I'd decline such an offer.

If you could choose 5 other people to be immortal with you would you accept immortality and who would those 5 people be?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Maybe, it would depend on the conditions of immortality. If I get to spend eternity in top physical form a la Anne Rice's vampires, sure. If it'd end up like Death Becomes Her, then no. Either way, I know who I'd choose (a mixture of friends and a few select family members), but most of them would probably turn me down...

If you were being abducted by aliens and could only take a duffel bag's worth of stuff with you, what would you take? (And would it be for you or to represent humankind?)

[Celyn Corvus]

I would take my Ipod, a few books, a sketchbook, a notebook, a change of clothes which means a very loose t-shirt and baggy pants. And whatever else around me that I can quickly shove into my bag. If I put things that represented humankind then I assure you humankind would end. I'd be doing humanity a favor by not representing them.

If someone starts singing along to a song in a movie, how do you get them to shut up (especially when they REALLY suck)?