Favorite Quotes

[Julius Saturn]

Some quotes from my favorite movie of all time..........Tombstone.......

"Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"

"Don't any of you have the nerve to play for blood?
Well, I'm here Huckleberry, and that's just my game."

"I don't think I'm gonna let you arrest us today Sheriff."

"You first. Now your men may get me in a rush, but not before your head becomes a canoe.
He's Bluffing, lets rush him!
He's not bluffing.
Good, Ike. You might have some sense afterall."

[Liam McAdam]

"Oh...That's it....I've HAD it with this dump! We've got no FOOD...We've got no JOBS...Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

[Ryan Magby]

"No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn." lol love that line.... its from the movie Friday... one of the funniest movies i have ever seen

[Pandora D'Winter]

"You see I don't, I don't work with any exact boundaries of the law because I wasn't consulted when the god damn laws were made. No, instead nameless, faceless politicians, the so called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong. I mean come on. I govern my life around my own personal code of ethics, and I suggest that you do the same. That way if, within the constructs of my own morality, I were to do something that is considered illegal, so be it. I feel no guilt whatsoever and furthermore, if I were to buckle under the social weight of the system by adhering to laws that I do not truly believe in then I would be extinguishing the very fire of patriotism and individuality. So in sense, by having sex with Natasha, I'd be preserving the rights our four fathers fought and died for, right. "
From the movie Waiting...my favorite movie ever at the moment...the quote is basically this one character explaining why he should have sex with an underage girl

[Ryan Magby]

lol I love that movie....... This one is from a monologue that one of my friends did in acting class last semester, it is about a woman in the corporate office of maxipads pissed off and complaining because they put "Have a happy period" on the box, this is one of the last lines "Maybe you should try putting something that would be more useful and relevent like, put down the hatchet or vehicular manslaughter is wrong!"..... that was one of the funniest monologues ive heard and it was definitly one of the best ones done in that class

[Liam McAdam]

"You get me another beer, I'm 21"

" Oh great! He's drunk!"

[Kadie Taylor]

"I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich." - 27 dresses

Evelyn: Patience is a virtue.
Rick: "Not right now it isn't!" - The Mummy

Jess: It beaked me, it beaked me in the eye!
*Luke chuckles*
Jess: It's not funny. I was just minding my own business, and then Bam! The Swan beaked me in the eye!
Luke: I've never heard the word beaked as a verb before - Gilmore Girls Season Three

[Jacob Cullen]

Some more quotes from my favorite show on TV: Avatar- The Last Airbender!

(Sokka, after Drinking some Cactus Juice)

*pokes Toph*
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?

*Sees a mushroom cloud*
Sokka: Its a Giant Mushroom! Maybe it's Friendly!

Aang: Don't drink that!
*Toph spits out some water*
Toph: Why?
Aang: In one of my dreams, we were in the middle of the invasion, but you had to stop to use the bathroom. We lost because of your tiny bladder!

Sokka: Hey Jerks. Mind if I watch you two jerks do your jerkbending?

[Kadie Taylor]

Here's a favorite quote from one of my favorite movies Everything You Want

"Dude, you know what I was thinking? Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't they call it leaving a dump? Cause once it's past the rim, I'm not reaching in there for anything."

And another one from Girls just want to have fun

"And you are treating me like cattle!"
"Well Moo okay, Moo!"

[Ryan Magby]

A quote from a movie I just saw last weekend, The Strangers.... if you dont know what it is, its about a group of people tourturing and killing a guy and girl that are spending the weekend in one of their parents cabins


"Why are you doing this?........................ Because you were home"



that was in the previews and me and my best friend were waiting for that line

[Kadie Taylor]

Ooooh, I got another one. It's from Princess Diaries Two.

Mia: I look like a moose.
Guy: Yes, but a very cute moose, make all the boy moose go wahhhh!

haha. I love that part. It's hilarious.

[Ryan Magby]

Ive got a few new favorite quotes now from the play that we are doing, Criminal Hearts

Ata: I have more problems then I demographically should have!


Robbie: F**k you and Montreal! (story behind that one is he is a huge Chicago Cubs fan and at one point they are losing to Montreal, one of the worst baseball teams of all time)


This one I love because it is the last line of the play, and all the characters drop the F-bomb alot but Ata only says it once and its the last line.

Ata: F**kin A.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

From Office Space

"Ah. Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right."
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"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
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"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."
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Pride & Prejudice

Mr. Bennet: Your mother insists on you marrying Mr. Collins...
Mrs. Bennet: Yes! Or I'll never see her again!
Mr. Bennet: Well, Lizzie, from this day henceforth it seems you must be a stranger to one of your parents...
Mrs. Bennet: Who will maintain you when your father's gone?
Mr. Bennet: Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins... and I will never see you again if you do.
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Elizabeth Bennet: "And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry."
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Mr. Darcy: "You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on. "

[writingchic212]

I have soo many favorite quotes.....the basic ones from Princess Bride (ie My name is Undigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.)

But my favorite is the most random one ever from Moulin Rouge

"All of a sudden I as untrerupted when an unconsious Argentian fell through my roof. He was soon acomplanied by a dwarf dressed as a nun."

Or from Ever After:

"I will simply deny you the crown and live....forever!"

[Holly Brown]

"Love is merely friendship set on fire." Unknown
"Chicken! I shall eat chuu!" Invader Zim


Anything random... Or from Tim Burton <333
Ever After is classic