Corrupt a Wish

[Gabby Brocklehurst]

granted but you get a bigger bruise on your leg

I wish that I could eat as much as i want and still stay skinny

[Brooke Davidson]

Granted but instead of gaining weight you start to lose it until you wither away

I wish I didn't have to go to work

[Eirene Seyrrou]

Granted, but you never get paid and eventually end up in poverty

I wish life could be fair

[Pandora D'Winter]

Granted but it always is fair in everyone else's favor

I wish that I could ace my classes without studying or doing the work

[Gabby Brocklehurst]

granted but then its the people who failed in class that succeed in life

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow and go to work

[Emilian Sota]

granted, but it's because work burned down.

I wish it was August.

[Cassie Jones]

Granted, but august only lasts one day

I wish i didn't have a headache

[Emilian Sota]

Granted, but you break your arm instead.

I wish I didn't have to come home tomorrow.

[Cassie Jones]

Granted but then you really want to go home but you can't

I wish we didn't need to sleep

[Emilian Sota]

Oh wow, what a horrible wish, sleep's like one of the things I actually look forward to.

And on that note: granted, but the people that like sleep ambush you, lol

I wish I had a time-travel device.

[Cassie Jones]

granted, but you travel to the ice age and get frozen so you can't return,

I love sleep too, but its just so boring most of the time

I wish that I wasn't ambushed by sleep-lovers

[Emilian Sota]

lol, yes, it may be, but it's so wonderful.

Granted, but instead you're ambushed by flying squirrels.

I wish I was unfrozen.

[Cassie Jones]

Granted but instead you get really really really really hot

I wish that it was friendly squirrels which ambushed me

[Emilian Sota]

Granted but.....they're too friendly, turns out they have rabies.

I wish I was in the perfect climate.

[Cassie Jones]

Granted but it's on a different planet and you're by yourself

I wish that chocolate was healthy and still tasted good.