Corrupt a Wish

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but it wasn't done well, and you had to do it over.

I wish MY homework was all done, excellently, and turned in.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but your teacher's office catches fire and it's destroyed. Sorry.

I wish I saw a Turtle...

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but it was a stuffed animal turtle, so not really Turtle, Turtle, and as such, could not do any Turtlish things.

I wish I could get a new cell phone for free without breaking any laws.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but the cell phone is new to YOU, not NEW new, and it's from the early 90's (ie, so big you need to cart it around in its own bag).

I wish I had made the best booklet in my Publication Design class.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but it was the highest F in the class.

I wish I had a glass of Orange Juice right now to drink

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but it's got two straws because you have to share it with ME! HA!

I wish I had a neverending box of Cinnamon Life cereal.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

Granted, but you have to bring it over to my house cause I have the neverending/neverspoiling carton of milk!

I wish my car was expandable inside like wizarding cars in the HP books

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Sweet. I'll grant your wish, too. Unfortunately your expandable car has crappy gas mileage. Sorry.

I wish I was always on time!

[Annabelle Hennessy]

granted, but everyone else is suddenly late, and you're constantly wasting time waiting around for things to start.

I wish I had a personal cook that was really good, and a maid, and a personal assistant, and a nanny.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but it's only temporary, as she ends up landing her dream job in under a month.

I wish I never had to wash dishes again.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

granted, but the cost of buying new dishes constantly cause you throw them into the fireplace every night instead of washing them gets expensive.

I wish it were raining outside here.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but since there's a hole in your roof, it's raining inside, too.

I wish it wasn't tornado season.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

granted, but then you lived here and had earthquakes instead without a season.

I wish I livd in the mountains

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Granted, but then you become known as that gnarled old mountain man (even though you're a woman).

I wish I already knew all there is to know about making animations in Flash.

[Annabelle Hennessy]

granted, but then you became really famous for your work and were in high demand and had no time for things like RP....

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.