For a Dollar Would You...?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

yep.


FADWY send a geek flowers?

[Celyn Corvus]

Yay ;D

Depends on your definition of geek. Geek as in the stereotypical nerd who's to shy to speak up in class and is actually a bloody brilliant genius/ sweetheart. Then yes, flowers can be innocent and not carry a loaded meaning.

ON THE OTHER HAND

If you mean Geek by the definition I've heard from many different people (the word makeover I guess) which is basically an annoying prick who pisses you off on purposely just to get your attention then no. Not worth my time.

FADWY type up a wordy rant right now that means absolutely NOTHING?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

What the hell do you mean nothing? Are you implying that I've got nothing to say, that even if I were to go on a rant about nothing, it would mean nothing? Nothing means nothing, and I find offense with the fact that you would even imply otherwise! If this is just a trick to see me rant, it'll work, I'm telling you this not because you should begin reveling in any kind of victory. Oh no, there's no victory in this, and do you know why? Because I'm bored, that's why. Bored and poor and out of work. But what do you care about that? Why would this even rate on your exalted scale of things to care about? Hell, you've got your own life, right? You know what I've got? Yeah, that's right. MASSIVE EFFING WRITING SKIZZILS! Now gimme my dollar. *snatches it and walks off smiling*

FADWY forgive my rant being only a paragraph long?

[Celyn Corvus]

-jaw drops- I have NEVER been more.... ins... INSPIRED in my life. Those are "MASSIVE EFFING WRITING SKIZZILS"

Uhm, lemme weight my options:

Option 1: Forgive Dare and move on. Result: Quiet and peaceful ending
OR
Option 2: Or pretend to not forgive him and demand that he makes up for his crime or else he shall be incriminated under the charge of rant blasphemy. Sentence: dollar is taken away and future posts may become more flavored and less peaceful...

That settles that

FADWY sit through All the Twilight Saga movies once they all come out -winces-. And yes I mean all four of them back to back with only 5 minute breaks in between.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

No. Just no. No amount of pissing off the sparkling-vampire-lovers by yelling TEAM LESTAT! THE BRAT PRINCE PWNS! would give me back the part of my soul that would die during those lost hours.

FADWY wear a Team Edward shirt for a day, and any time someone looked explain why you're going to pwn Bella and marry him instead?

Edit:
empressfunk.deviantart.com/art/Vampires-83928663

[Celyn Corvus]

No. For one I wouldn't waste my time looking for such a shirt and secondly, I'd send up feeling awfully tainted. (I screamed the same thing outside the theater, just replace Lestat with Dracula and Brat Prince with impaling mofo). That... and honor and pride would just get in the way!

FADWY resist being sarcastic/smart mouthed (same difference) for a week?

-bookmarks link- more fuel yessssss!!!!!

If i die -points to link- that may be the reason.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

//.^ It's an awesome link.

If I tried to resist, people would think I was sick. They probably wouldn't comment, but they'd avoid me because all the fun would be gone. I wouldn't even be able to post. For a week. Do you really want that?

FADWY delete all your bookmarks? (Note: I have no dollar for you)

[Celyn Corvus]

Don't worry, I wouldn't do it anyways; my book marks are my precioussssssssssss

FADWY sing songs from Playhouse Disney at a busy street corner?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Only after break is over. If there's hundreds of college students to use as cover, why not?

FADWY go dumpster diving?

[Celyn Corvus]

No, never!!! In this country there are rabid cats in almost ALL dumpsters. I think I'll let the dollar go this time

FADWY have a barking contest with a random dog (no not Google)

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Done it before. I'll take that dollar.

FADWY become a rabid cat savior and capture them to bring to the nearest vet?

[Celyn Corvus]

Yes! After finding dead vacuum sealed cats in the Biology Lab, I would attempt to do so, but only with loads of protection.

FADWY ask someone with the most serious face you can muster "Where do babies come from?" of course retaining the serious face even after asking.

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

Another thing I've done... Best part is when they, with just as much seriousness, begin to tell you. Then it's all about who can keep from laughing longer.

FADWY spend a day asking people why Snape had to die, why oh why?!

*spoiler hidden for the comfort of people who only watch the movies, though why they should be protected I don't know*

[Celyn Corvus]

No! How dare you spoil the ending for me!!! (although I don't see it as one, no pun intended)

Just kidding, I'm not a fan of the movies, just saw HBP a few days ago because it was on TV

I dunno, after reading this article www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html I'm a bit freaked out about spoiling it for people. Hopefully though by now all have some idea of whats going to happen.

FADWY spoil the ending of a complete book series that a friend may be in the middle of reading?

[Dare Blackwood-Hardt]

No. There'd be no suicide. They'd kill me.

And here's presents for you:
www.4tnz.com/content/harry-potter-suicide-hoax
www.snopes.com/politics/satire/potter.asp

FADWY try to convince someone that, despite the last line of that article having read, "Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan," (or, depending on the version, "Elsewhere, President Bush called the jailing of a New York Times reporter "a positive step," but warned that many other reporters were still at large,") that it was actually real?