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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 31, 2010 16:44:50 GMT -5
Trent and Markise. *wicked grin*
*realizes this is supposed to be silly questions/answers*
Why do dogs lick their privates?
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Celyn Corvus
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Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Mar 31, 2010 17:01:01 GMT -5
I have managed to make this PG-13...
.... Well you see, dogs have come to realize the many acts humans go through to achieve happy feelings.... Therefore they have come to adopt our more oral methods, but realizing that not all other dogs follow such methods they have taken on to following their latest idol Marilyn Manson in pursuing such endeavors.
Why did I just type that out?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Mar 31, 2010 21:31:24 GMT -5
hahahahaha Because...  Why did I make a special trip to photobucket for innuendo? |
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Celyn Corvus
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 1, 2010 3:50:30 GMT -5
Because you enjoy teasing me with PICTURES I CANT SEE -curses bandwidth-
Why are soap opera's all over TV and the good shows never on?
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Jory Addison
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Post by Jory Addison on Apr 1, 2010 12:07:28 GMT -5
Because they like watching us suffer.
Why do people still put up with banner ads online, when there are wonderful things such as ad blocker plus that get rid of them?
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Celyn Corvus
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Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 1, 2010 12:32:35 GMT -5
Because people are such masochists they'd rather than then download abp
Why am I planning on 'taming' the men of Magikal ;D?
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Jory Addison
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Post by Jory Addison on Apr 1, 2010 12:41:15 GMT -5
Because you know you can do it.
Why do I watch morbid shows on NatGeo whenever I can? o.O
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Celyn Corvus
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Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 1, 2010 12:56:36 GMT -5
Morbid! Oh you mean morbid to the rest of the world, but entertaining to minds like yours and mind. Psht, I'd rather call them graphically amusing and educational ;D
Why is it my goal to do the least amount of work but get the highest grades I possibly can?
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Jory Addison
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Post by Jory Addison on Apr 1, 2010 13:45:26 GMT -5
Because it's further proof that great minds think alike, since I do the same thing.
Why won't my best friend return my texts?!
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Celyn Corvus
Ravenclaw
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Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 1, 2010 14:54:12 GMT -5
=.=" Because apparently we both have this little problem with getting friends that are too darn lazy to text back. (In reality, they were abducted by humanoids who resemble the Kaulitz twins and in a bit they shall both use our friends as bait to lure us into their lair of sexehness and we'll have a total awesome Humanoid partah!!!) I dream too much =.="
Why is it that I can take any situation and dream up some sort of Bill Kaulitz related fantasy?
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 2, 2010 3:03:08 GMT -5
Because your imagination owns you. You probably see things everywhere...  Why does googling the hell out of something calm me down so much? |
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Celyn Corvus
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 2, 2010 4:10:43 GMT -5
-is too busy playing with bunny Bill to notice- Shush!!!!! Bill does not like your question, Bill thinks that google is codename for a drug and in reality -googling- means administering said drug -hugs Bill- what good boy he is!!!
Why is google more popular than yahoo -pitys the under dog... or not-
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 2, 2010 8:21:39 GMT -5
This is why:
Why don't all companies treat their employees like that?
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Celyn Corvus
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Creativity isn't my talent; it's my sin.
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Post by Celyn Corvus on Apr 2, 2010 11:14:20 GMT -5
 (I say.... we get jobs there. Looks like I'm moving to Mountain View, California!) Because honestly how many companies really care about anything other than the money going into their own pockets? Why is it that when I'm chewing on something I can't type because my brain tells me 'No one would understand what you're saying'? |
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Post by Dare Blackwood-Hardt on Apr 3, 2010 2:10:06 GMT -5
Because your brain is already performing so many complex calculations that the addition of chewing gum puts it near overload.
Why am I not asleep?
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